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Applause from the Back Row Added: 4/24/2003 Noun Click to listen to Applause from the Back Row
When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it so...
Submitted by: Chris 44,211 views 3.31 = Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star (127 votes)

Hair Hammock Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
The hairiest of cunts.
Submitted by: Chris 38,649 views 1.62 = Hair Hammock Star Hair Hammock Star (29 votes)

brown clown face Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
When your doing her from behind and you both are laying flat on your stomachs (o...
Submitted by: Chris 33,687 views  

Double Dutch Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
When two guys are 69'ing under sheets and the bottom guy rips a gigantic fart du...
Submitted by: Chris 33,490 views 1.67 = Double Dutch Star Double Dutch Star (9 votes)

Monster Zinc Added: 4/6/2005 Noun  
Semen
Submitted by: Chris 33,489 views 3.33 = Monster Zinc Star Monster Zinc Star Monster Zinc Star (9 votes)

shoe glue Added: 1/23/2005 Noun  
jacking off in someones shoe
Submitted by: chris 33,474 views 2.00 = shoe glue Star shoe glue Star (3 votes)

Christmas Ornament, The Added: 5/13/2006 Noun  
When a drop of cum hangs from a girls chin after she spits out your man pudding.
Submitted by: Chris 33,424 views 3.30 = Christmas Ornament, The Star Christmas Ornament, The Star Christmas Ornament, The Star (46 votes)

Hangtime On The Monkey Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
The measure of the size/ length of a girl's pussy lips.
Submitted by: Chris 33,277 views 1.35 = Hangtime On The Monkey Star (17 votes)

muddy fart Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
to fart and shit oneself
Submitted by: chris 33,274 views 2.00 = muddy fart Star muddy fart Star (3 votes)

Colon-Trolling Added: 2/24/2005 Verb  
Anal Sex
Submitted by: Chris 33,251 views 1.00 = Colon-Trolling Star (1 vote)

cock duster Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
a mustache
Submitted by: chris 33,227 views 4.00 = cock duster Star cock duster Star cock duster Star cock duster Star (1 vote)

Ass Crystals Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
The pin cushion effect you get as you walk if you dont wipe your ass properly..
Submitted by: Chris 33,217 views 2.00 = Ass Crystals Star Ass Crystals Star (6 votes)

bear trappers hat Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
hairy vagina
Submitted by: chris 33,156 views  

cock chomper Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
a woman who gives a very vigorous blow job
Submitted by: chris 33,148 views 2.38 = cock chomper Star cock chomper Star (13 votes)

smoke bone Added: 3/10/2005 Verb  
to give a blow job
Submitted by: chris 33,036 views 3.25 = smoke bone Star smoke bone Star smoke bone Star (4 votes)

Toboggan Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
Doggie style sex at the top of carpeted stairs.... when you get ready to cum... ...
Submitted by: Chris 32,883 views 2.38 = Toboggan Star Toboggan Star (37 votes)

Rodriguez slap Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
When a man takes off his comdom after sex he smeres sperm on his penis and slaps...
Submitted by: Chris 32,858 views 2.50 = Rodriguez slap Star Rodriguez slap Star Rodriguez slap Star (2 votes)

Poopcano Added: 4/8/2006 Noun  
The After effect of a spicy meal in which your ass explodes and fills the toilet...
Submitted by: Chris 32,812 views 2.89 = Poopcano Star Poopcano Star Poopcano Star (19 votes)

Puddin Snakes Added: 1/1/2006 Noun  
Shit, dookie, or crap. Defined as aap with a soft serve consistancy. A long soft...
Submitted by: Chris 32,700 views 2.50 = Puddin Snakes Star Puddin Snakes Star Puddin Snakes Star (2 votes)

Felchee Added: 12/9/2002 Noun Click to listen to Felchee
Someone who has received a felch
Submitted by: Chris 14,515 views 3.25 = Felchee Star Felchee Star Felchee Star (20 votes)

Norman Helmet Added: 7/30/2003 Noun  
Like arabian goggles but you have your schlong going over her nose, like those h...
Submitted by: Chris 10,877 views 2.67 = Norman Helmet Star Norman Helmet Star Norman Helmet Star (9 votes)

Pollywog Pudding Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
Sperm....A.K.A hot sticky load.
Submitted by: Chris 9,037 views 3.34 = Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star (64 votes)

Booger Pincher Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
A person with a pinched nose, and an attitude to match.
Submitted by: Chris 7,303 views 3.00 = Booger Pincher Star Booger Pincher Star Booger Pincher Star (3 votes)

Lope the Mule Added: 1/8/2003 Noun  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 6,459 views 1.80 = Lope the Mule Star Lope the Mule Star (10 votes)

anus indulger Added: 9/24/2003 Noun  
you like to eat ass
Submitted by: Chris 6,385 views 1.67 = anus indulger Star anus indulger Star (3 votes)

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Gaybo Added: 1/3/2003 Noun  
One who is not Gay but looks and acts like it
Submitted by: chris 6,234 views 3.17 = Gaybo Star Gaybo Star Gaybo Star (18 votes)

nasty wolfgang Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck somebody in the ass while they eat a bowl of saurkraut.
Submitted by: chris 5,744 views 3.00 = nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star (3 votes)

Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 5,713 views 3.33 = Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Star Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Star Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Star (9 votes)

Berubian Added: 1/27/2003 Noun  
Someone easily tricked into anal sex.
Submitted by: Chris 5,617 views 2.07 = Berubian Star Berubian Star (14 votes)

Sack Wiper Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
Use of a female's hair for wiping the sweat from your nuts after intercoarse.
Submitted by: Chris 5,303 views 2.50 = Sack Wiper Star Sack Wiper Star Sack Wiper Star (6 votes)

Berube Added: 1/27/2003 Verb  
To trick someone into anal sex, as with a "pick up the soap" trick.
Submitted by: Chris 5,208 views 1.00 = Berube Star (1 vote)

butt Juice Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
The really nasty juicy farts you rip after a weekend of beer drinking
Submitted by: Chris 5,113 views 3.25 = butt Juice Star butt Juice Star butt Juice Star (12 votes)

fish eye Added: 4/3/2003 Noun  
while drilling your girl from behind, pull it out and stick it in her ass. the l...
Submitted by: chris 5,104 views 1.80 = fish eye Star fish eye Star (30 votes)

Balls Deep Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
To bury your cock so deep that your balls prevent any further advancement.
Submitted by: Chris 4,919 views 3.00 = Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star (10 votes)

Shake the Mink Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Urination
Submitted by: Chris 4,751 views 1.43 = Shake the Mink Star (14 votes)

A.B.C Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
a males taint also knowns as your ass-ball-connection. (A.B.C)
Submitted by: chris 4,657 views 2.00 = A.B.C Star A.B.C Star (2 votes)

GWPB Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
Girls With Pot Bellies. No, I'm not making this up. Check out groups.yahoo.com/g...
Submitted by: Chris 4,555 views 2.00 = GWPB Star GWPB Star (3 votes)

Shock and Awe Campaign Added: 4/24/2003 Noun  
Massive, exausting, and dangerous bowl movement.
Submitted by: Chris 4,461 views 2.00 = Shock and Awe Campaign Star Shock and Awe Campaign Star (9 votes)

tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 4,383 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

Wax the Dolphin Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 4,365 views 1.00 = Wax the Dolphin Star (1 vote)

butt sludge Added: 4/11/2003 Noun  
The semi-viscous aftermath of ejaculate in the anus
Submitted by: Chris 4,320 views 3.38 = butt sludge Star butt sludge Star butt sludge Star (13 votes)

Cuff(ing) the Carrot Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 4,312 views 3.15 = Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star (13 votes)

Flog(ing) the bishop Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation (Refers to the chess piece)
Submitted by: Chris 4,207 views 3.25 = Flog(ing) the bishop Star Flog(ing) the bishop Star Flog(ing) the bishop Star (4 votes)

Fire Crotch Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
Red pubic hair...or an enflamed cunt/dong from a crab/scabie infestation...
Submitted by: Chris 4,172 views 2.00 = Fire Crotch Star Fire Crotch Star (3 votes)

Nasty surprise Added: 7/30/2004 Verb  
When your friend is sitting down not looking and you sneak up behind him whip yo...
Submitted by: Chris 4,097 views 1.50 = Nasty surprise Star Nasty surprise Star (10 votes)

Doo-Doo Rocket Added: 9/27/2004 Noun  
When doing a chick doggy-style...And stick it in her ass really fast. It result...
Submitted by: Chris 3,970 views 1.14 = Doo-Doo Rocket Star (22 votes)

Clam Wavin Added: 4/20/2004 Verb  
When you see a girl who's not wearing any panties.
Submitted by: Chris 3,941 views 1.30 = Clam Wavin Star (27 votes)

Hand Puppet Added: 6/6/2003 Noun  
Sticking your hand up a girl's crotch/ass through her clothes.
Submitted by: Chris 3,931 views 3.42 = Hand Puppet Star Hand Puppet Star Hand Puppet Star (73 votes)

Poop rod Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
a fag's dick after fucking in the ass
Submitted by: chris 3,873 views 2.50 = Poop rod Star Poop rod Star Poop rod Star (2 votes)

chocolate mist Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
The effects of a fart after anal sex, blowing the freshly stirred shit out in a ...
Submitted by: Chris 3,770 views 2.00 = chocolate mist Star chocolate mist Star (3 votes)

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