TurdWords.com
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Follow turdwords on Twitter

  Search
Currently 12,351 words
 
Ask TurdWords
Stall Scrawl
Turdovations
Turdwords Quiz
Word Factory
 
  

Search Results 23 Search Results for the author "Zach"
Sort by:  Word  Hits  Date Added  Submitter  Sound 

Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.

Backdoor Beauty Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A woman who enjoys anal sex, and gives it out with much pleasure. Woman usually...
Submitted by: Zach 8,192 views 1.24 = Backdoor Beauty Star (33 votes)

Barnyard Betty Added: 2/21/2003 Noun  
A chick who likes to rut with animals. Horses most of all.
Submitted by: Zach 5,859 views 3.27 = Barnyard Betty Star Barnyard Betty Star Barnyard Betty Star (11 votes)

Bitties on Parade Added: 4/9/2004 Noun  
The time of year when young women decide it is time to unveil there long dormant...
Submitted by: Zach 6,860 views 1.29 = Bitties on Parade Star (45 votes)

Carvin the Curly Flesh Horn Added: 2/17/2003 Verb  
Jerking off
Submitted by: Zach 4,673 views 2.38 = Carvin the Curly Flesh Horn Star Carvin the Curly Flesh Horn Star (8 votes)

Choat Added: 2/1/2004 Noun  
A penis that is wider than it is long.
Submitted by: Zach 3,189 views 2.80 = Choat Star Choat Star Choat Star (10 votes)

Clamchops Added: 2/17/2003 Noun  
A vagina which has a abundant amount of sagging.
Submitted by: Zach 15,481 views 2.75 = Clamchops Star Clamchops Star Clamchops Star (12 votes)

Crimson Facial Added: 2/21/2003 Noun  
When you are going down on a betty and she has her period on your face.
Submitted by: Zach 4,765 views 1.00 = Crimson Facial Star (2 votes)

Fire Thatch Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A patch of red pubic hair on a woman.
Submitted by: Zach 4,395 views 1.71 = Fire Thatch Star Fire Thatch Star (31 votes)

Fluffer Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
One who prepares an erection before shooting a pornographic film.
Submitted by: Zach 3,425 views 1.00 = Fluffer Star (1 vote)

Hairy Muff Nuts Added: 2/17/2003 Noun  
Knots of hair that accumulate when a womans bush is so unkempt that it is like a...
Submitted by: Zach 6,349 views 1.70 = Hairy Muff Nuts Star Hairy Muff Nuts Star (10 votes)

Ivory Mouthwash Added: 2/17/2003 Noun  
When a girl is giving you a blowjob you bust in her mouth and then hold it close...
Submitted by: Zach 9,213 views 2.92 = Ivory Mouthwash Star Ivory Mouthwash Star Ivory Mouthwash Star (25 votes)

Jerkin' while Squirtin' Added: 2/19/2003 Verb  
The act of Jerking off while taking a shit so it feels like your being done in t...
Submitted by: Zach 7,195 views 2.63 = Jerkin' while Squirtin' Star Jerkin' while Squirtin' Star Jerkin' while Squirtin' Star (16 votes)

Search for Black Women Seeking Men just like you

Milkin' the Meat Hook Added: 2/18/2003 Verb  
To Jerk off.
Submitted by: Zach 5,823 views 1.82 = Milkin' the Meat Hook Star Milkin' the Meat Hook Star (11 votes)

One Eyed Clyde Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A dick.
Submitted by: Zach 5,224 views 2.18 = One Eyed Clyde Star One Eyed Clyde Star (17 votes)

Plowin' Pooch Added: 2/18/2003 Verb  
Eating a girl out. To be used only in reference to a girl who has a lot of pubic...
Submitted by: Zach 4,144 views 3.00 = Plowin' Pooch Star Plowin' Pooch Star Plowin' Pooch Star (6 votes)

Rocky Mountain Land Slide Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Is when you vomit into a girls rather large and protruding cleavage.
Submitted by: Zach 2,280 views 2.50 = Rocky Mountain Land Slide Star Rocky Mountain Land Slide Star Rocky Mountain Land Slide Star (4 votes)

Rod of God Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
A dick so large that it must be tied to your leg to avoid exposure.
Submitted by: Zach 5,241 views 1.23 = Rod of God Star (66 votes)

Sand Job Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
Getting a Hand Job on the Beach.
Submitted by: Zach 32,965 views 2.00 = Sand Job Star Sand Job Star (3 votes)

Shammy Wax Added: 2/14/2003 Verb  
The act of waxing your dick with a woman's feminine juices.
Submitted by: Zach 4,347 views 2.00 = Shammy Wax Star Shammy Wax Star (6 votes)

Texas Belt Buckle Added: 5/29/2003 Noun  
Where you pull your ballbag over your waistline and let them hang over where you...
Submitted by: Zach 4,926 views 2.25 = Texas Belt Buckle Star Texas Belt Buckle Star (12 votes)

Titanic Added: 2/17/2003 Noun  
A shit that floats around for a while in the toilet and then sinks.
Submitted by: Zach 4,591 views 3.63 = Titanic Star Titanic Star Titanic Star Titanic Star (32 votes)

Toilet Gargoyle Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
When you take a dump and the turd hangs out over the edge of the toilet, just me...
Submitted by: Zach 32,926 views 2.50 = Toilet Gargoyle Star Toilet Gargoyle Star Toilet Gargoyle Star (4 votes)

woopie pie Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
when your fuckin a girl in the ass then she puts her legs behind herhead and qui...
Submitted by: zach 1,943 views 4.00 = woopie pie Star woopie pie Star woopie pie Star woopie pie Star (1 vote)

About Turdwords.com   Contact Us   Link to Us   Privacy Policy