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broccoli rabe Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
Take smegma, either from under a foreskin or from inside a yeast-filled puss, ad...
Submitted by: Ryan 3,233 views 1.12 = broccoli rabe Star (49 votes)

butt snorkel Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
A hollow tube (possibly a drinking straw or pvc pipe) used for felching.
Submitted by: Ryan 3,155 views 3.40 = butt snorkel Star butt snorkel Star butt snorkel Star (15 votes)

Buttcunt Added: 3/20/2003 Noun  
An anus that is used for purposes traditionally reserved for the vagina.
Submitted by: Ryan 7,061 views 2.83 = Buttcunt Star Buttcunt Star Buttcunt Star (23 votes)

Cincinatti Bowtie Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
When you come all over your girl in the shape of a bowtie.
Submitted by: Ryan 32,546 views 2.00 = Cincinatti Bowtie Star Cincinatti Bowtie Star (9 votes)

crap spoon Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
While fisting someone's ass, you open your hand and with a scooping motion, scra...
Submitted by: Ryan 2,553 views 2.00 = crap spoon Star crap spoon Star (6 votes)

Dirty Beppe Added: 12/27/2004 Noun  
Named after a character in the popular UK soap Eastenders. Beppe DiMarco sports ...
Submitted by: ryan 2,031 views  

Dirty Chihuahua Added: 4/3/2004 Noun  
when you are doing a girl from behind and you stick your finger in your dogs ass...
Submitted by: Ryan 2,862 views 3.18 = Dirty Chihuahua Star Dirty Chihuahua Star Dirty Chihuahua Star (11 votes)

Everlasting Spinesplitter, The Added: 9/15/2003 Noun  
When you take the largest knife you can find in your kitchen, find a nice good a...
Submitted by: Ryan 2,549 views 1.22 = Everlasting Spinesplitter, The Star (27 votes)

Filthy Arab Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
when the man takes his cock out of the ass hes just been fucking and its covered...
Submitted by: ryan 4,674 views 4.00 = Filthy Arab Star Filthy Arab Star Filthy Arab Star Filthy Arab Star (1 vote)

Flapjack surprise Added: 9/3/2006 Noun  
The female version of a teabagging incident.
Submitted by: Ryan 32,385 views 2.13 = Flapjack surprise Star Flapjack surprise Star (8 votes)

floating friend Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
The turd of a very lonely person.
Submitted by: Ryan 3,443 views 2.20 = floating friend Star floating friend Star (5 votes)

Frost the Brownies Added: 5/24/2004 Verb  
After defecating in the toilet, one may get the itch to masturbate; thus applyin...
Submitted by: Ryan 2,749 views 1.40 = Frost the Brownies Star (15 votes)

Gap Slap Added: 6/25/2005 Noun  
The act of back-handing some tramps twat when she talks to much during sex.
Submitted by: Ryan 34,946 views 2.88 = Gap Slap Star Gap Slap Star Gap Slap Star (16 votes)

Itching Banana Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
When you have a raging hard-on, you engage with a chick who hasnt shave in a cou...
Submitted by: Ryan 32,684 views 2.29 = Itching Banana Star Itching Banana Star (28 votes)

Meat Wallet Added: 3/20/2003 Noun  
Submitted by: Ryan 4,207 views 3.18 = Meat Wallet Star Meat Wallet Star Meat Wallet Star (11 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

Mellon dive Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
Headbutting a woman's big fat titties.
Submitted by: Ryan 32,589 views 2.11 = Mellon dive Star Mellon dive Star (53 votes)

Peef Added: 12/6/2003 Noun  
A fart from the penis.
Submitted by: Ryan 2,539 views 3.66 = Peef Star Peef Star Peef Star Peef Star (61 votes)

Pepper Rat Added: 7/28/2003 Noun  
When a finger is inserted in the anus
Submitted by: Ryan 2,285 views 3.00 = Pepper Rat Star Pepper Rat Star Pepper Rat Star (4 votes)

Pussy dick Added: 2/7/2005 Noun  
Pussy dick is when you bone a chick with no condom, and not shower for a week. Y...
Submitted by: Ryan 32,293 views 2.00 = Pussy dick Star Pussy dick Star (6 votes)

raging unicorn Added: 10/23/2003 Noun  
when a lesbian has a strap on, on her head and she does another lesbian with in ...
Submitted by: ryan 7,740 views 2.00 = raging unicorn Star raging unicorn Star (12 votes)

Rocky Mountain Hummer Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
When you are camping in high elevation and your girl gets light headed from givi...
Submitted by: Ryan 32,352 views 3.63 = Rocky Mountain Hummer Star Rocky Mountain Hummer Star Rocky Mountain Hummer Star Rocky Mountain Hummer Star (8 votes)

semen glass Added: 9/15/2003 Noun  
The phenomenon that occurs when you fuck a girl nice and good with a condom, tak...
Submitted by: Ryan 2,455 views 3.14 = semen glass Star semen glass Star semen glass Star (7 votes)

semen-cube Added: 9/15/2003 Noun  
Ice that is made from a latest batch of your spooge. See Cross Reference: Straw...
Submitted by: Ryan 2,541 views 2.20 = semen-cube Star semen-cube Star (5 votes)

Sewage System Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
When someone is asleep. You proceed to stick your balls into or onto someones mo...
Submitted by: Ryan 1,372 views 3.00 = Sewage System Star Sewage System Star Sewage System Star (3 votes)

spotted panda Added: 9/3/2006 Noun  
When you are banging your girl in the butt, and she didnt tell you she had mexic...
Submitted by: Ryan 32,238 views  

tall tommy Added: 2/21/2004 Noun  
when a female being is sucking a cock it then slips out and hits her in the eye ...
Submitted by: ryan 3,405 views 2.24 = tall tommy Star tall tommy Star (17 votes)

Tangerine Added: 8/3/2006 Noun  
When you are instering your balls into a girls pussy, while pissing round as a l...
Submitted by: Ryan 32,377 views 3.25 = Tangerine Star Tangerine Star Tangerine Star (8 votes)

Tongue Punch The Starfish Added: 4/10/2007 Noun  
Rim job
Submitted by: ryan 33,125 views 3.39 = Tongue Punch The Starfish Star Tongue Punch The Starfish Star Tongue Punch The Starfish Star (49 votes)

tripod Added: 5/20/2003 Noun  
A person with a third nut
Submitted by: Ryan 2,428 views 3.37 = tripod Star tripod Star tripod Star (19 votes)

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