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Search Results 20 Search Results for the author "Rob"
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

7 Inch Stanley Added: 7/16/2003 Noun  
You lay a turd equal in measure of 7 inches in lenghth, as well equal girth, and...
Submitted by: Rob 2,990 views 2.00 = 7 Inch Stanley Star 7 Inch Stanley Star (3 votes)

Ass Taffy Added: 1/22/2005 Noun  
When you take a shit and no matter how hard you try the fucker wont break off.
Submitted by: Rob 32,665 views 2.06 = Ass Taffy Star Ass Taffy Star (17 votes)

Cheney Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
Shooting your load in your partners face when they're not expecting it.
Submitted by: rob 32,163 views 2.00 = Cheney Star Cheney Star (3 votes)

creamy cataract Added: 9/23/2003 Noun  
stick it in her bum, stick it in her mouth, in her bum, in her mouth, in her bum...
Submitted by: rob 3,719 views 1.00 = creamy cataract Star (3 votes)

East Brooklyn Lovin' Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
While doing a girl in the butthole you replace your penis with a gun and shoot a...
Submitted by: Rob 35,179 views 1.90 = East Brooklyn Lovin' Star East Brooklyn Lovin' Star (10 votes)

frozen chocoholic Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
The bizaare and disturbing desire for a woman to freeze a large oblong piece of ...
Submitted by: Rob 3,141 views 3.48 = frozen chocoholic Star frozen chocoholic Star frozen chocoholic Star (40 votes)

halifax harbour huck Added: 11/5/2003 Noun  
when you're eating a girl out and she's so nasty you puke in her snatch
Submitted by: rob 5,544 views 2.38 = halifax harbour huck Star halifax harbour huck Star (13 votes)

Jizz Vacuum Added: 12/17/2002 Noun  
When splewy drops on the to the ground after a blowjob. This is when a someone ...
Submitted by: Rob 3,330 views 1.50 = Jizz Vacuum Star Jizz Vacuum Star (10 votes)

Lemonade stand Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
Verb: The act of standing on the bed with a woman in the missionary position ask...
Submitted by: Rob 2,798 views 2.20 = Lemonade stand Star Lemonade stand Star (5 votes)

meatball hero Added: 1/8/2003 Noun  
The futile attempt to place your balls inside of a woman's poontang
Submitted by: Rob 3,874 views 3.55 = meatball hero Star meatball hero Star meatball hero Star meatball hero Star (47 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

merkin Added: 1/8/2003 Noun  
A toupee for a pussy
Submitted by: Rob 4,027 views 2.93 = merkin Star merkin Star merkin Star (15 votes)

Michigan High Five Added: 1/30/2006 Noun  
When two guys are with a girl, one lying on his back getting a bj and the other ...
Submitted by: rob 32,329 views 4.00 = Michigan High Five Star Michigan High Five Star Michigan High Five Star Michigan High Five Star (2 votes)

mouse in the pussy(cat) Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
When a woman is having cyber sex with a man and can no longer resist the urge fo...
Submitted by: Rob 3,264 views 1.00 = mouse in the pussy(cat) Star (4 votes)

New York Hot Pocket Added: 4/23/2005 Noun  
After fucking a girl you pull out and blow your load in her eye, then punch her ...
Submitted by: Rob 32,262 views 2.29 = New York Hot Pocket Star New York Hot Pocket Star (7 votes)

Pink ashtray Added: 8/8/2003 Noun  
Verb:best course of action when you have slept with an ugly sea beast from a dru...
Submitted by: Rob 8,668 views 3.36 = Pink ashtray Star Pink ashtray Star Pink ashtray Star (25 votes)

scorched taco Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
Is when a girls pussy becomes fucked untill red, and sore.
Submitted by: rob 32,348 views 2.00 = scorched taco Star scorched taco Star (9 votes)

snapple cap Added: 1/30/2006 Noun  
The random word that a girl screams when you flick her clitoris.
Submitted by: rob 32,136 views 1.00 = snapple cap Star (3 votes)

Sticky Phone Call Added: 1/9/2005 Noun  
Blowing your load in somones ear while they are sleeping.
Submitted by: Rob 32,205 views 1.67 = Sticky Phone Call Star Sticky Phone Call Star (9 votes)

Swimmer's Ear Added: 11/8/2003 Noun  
When a girl is sucking you off and at the last minute you say fearfully, "oh shi...
Submitted by: Rob 2,401 views 3.29 = Swimmer's Ear Star Swimmer's Ear Star Swimmer's Ear Star (17 votes)

Tailgunner Added: 12/17/2002 Noun  
A gay man
Submitted by: Rob 4,831 views 3.71 = Tailgunner Star Tailgunner Star Tailgunner Star Tailgunner Star (17 votes)

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