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Search Results 16 Search Results for the author "Mister Douche"
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Arkansas Turn-Around, The Added: 10/14/2004 Noun  
When you're doin a girl doggy style and you pull out before you're going to cum ...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 3,240 views 2.00 = Arkansas Turn-Around, The Star Arkansas Turn-Around, The Star (3 votes)

Cactus Jack Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you put needles in your dick and butt fuck.
Submitted by: Mister Douche 5,174 views 2.62 = Cactus Jack Star Cactus Jack Star Cactus Jack Star (13 votes)

Cut in the Butt, The Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you thrust a sword into a person's asshole and take it out. The sword will ...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,550 views 1.00 = Cut in the Butt, The Star (1 vote)

Hot Yogurt Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
Spooge of the extreme temperature.
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,914 views 2.00 = Hot Yogurt Star Hot Yogurt Star (3 votes)

Microwave Meatloaf, The Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When someone shits on a silver platter, then spanks on it, then puts it in the m...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,901 views 3.61 = Microwave Meatloaf, The Star Microwave Meatloaf, The Star Microwave Meatloaf, The Star Microwave Meatloaf, The Star (23 votes)

Mississippi Buckler, The Added: 10/14/2004 Noun  
When you shove a Silver Dollar (or Sacagewea Dollar) up a girls ass and then you...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 2,372 views 3.20 = Mississippi Buckler, The Star Mississippi Buckler, The Star Mississippi Buckler, The Star (15 votes)

Penis Reverse, The Added: 10/18/2004 Noun  
When you take a guy's boner from behind and try to pull it back. If he doesn't t...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,684 views 1.67 = Penis Reverse, The Star Penis Reverse, The Star (9 votes)

Queer of the Year Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
One who takes it up the ass so much there is an award ceremony just for him.
Submitted by: Mister Douche 4,656 views 2.09 = Queer of the Year Star Queer of the Year Star (11 votes)

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Rotten Potato, The Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you jizz in a baked potato, leave it in a closet for two weeks, shit on it,...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,890 views 2.50 = Rotten Potato, The Star Rotten Potato, The Star Rotten Potato, The Star (2 votes)

Runny Nose, The Added: 10/18/2004 Noun  
When you are getting oral sex from a girl and at the end you cum up her nose.
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,933 views 1.92 = Runny Nose, The Star Runny Nose, The Star (13 votes)

Skank Tank, The Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you get a real skanky girl and shove three fists in her.
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,802 views 1.56 = Skank Tank, The Star Skank Tank, The Star (16 votes)

Sloppy Pie Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you cum on a girl's face and smack it with you dong, splattering your jizz...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,708 views 3.36 = Sloppy Pie Star Sloppy Pie Star Sloppy Pie Star (14 votes)

Special Sweatshirt, The Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you jizz in a cup, then pour it in someone's hood on their sweatshirt and w...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,798 views 1.00 = Special Sweatshirt, The Star (2 votes)

Spoon Man Added: 10/9/2004 Adverb  
A man who walks around with a spoon and shoves it up people's asses causing extr...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 1,665 views  

Sticky Marathon, The Added: 10/18/2004 Noun  
When you're fucking a girl you pull out and cum all over her feet. Hopefully she...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 2,129 views 2.69 = Sticky Marathon, The Star Sticky Marathon, The Star Sticky Marathon, The Star (16 votes)

Tan Man McGee Referee Added: 10/9/2004 Noun  
When you burn your dick on a hot stove and then jizz on a girl's face while eati...
Submitted by: Mister Douche 2,283 views  

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