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Moose Knuckle Added: 12/19/2002 Noun Click to listen to Moose Knuckle
Noun. When the fabric of a woman's clothes become tucked in between the labia. ...
Submitted by: MIKE 27,261 views 3.38 = Moose Knuckle Star Moose Knuckle Star Moose Knuckle Star (13 votes)

MEATSHAKE Added: 12/19/2002 Noun  
Noun. A load of semen for the intent of being swallowed in the course of fellat...
Submitted by: MIKE 5,876 views 3.47 = MEATSHAKE Star MEATSHAKE Star MEATSHAKE Star (17 votes)

Meat Wrangler Added: 12/19/2002 Noun  
N. Homosexual, derogatory.
Submitted by: MIKE 4,313 views 3.65 = Meat Wrangler Star Meat Wrangler Star Meat Wrangler Star Meat Wrangler Star (26 votes)

Meat Pumper Added: 12/19/2002 Noun  
N. Homosexual
Submitted by: MIKE 4,387 views 2.09 = Meat Pumper Star Meat Pumper Star (11 votes)

Weenie Grease Added: 12/19/2002 Noun  
Noun. Lotion used in the manner of lubrication during masterbating.
Submitted by: MIKE 5,556 views 1.26 = Weenie Grease Star (129 votes)

Turd Merchant Added: 12/19/2002 Noun  
Noun. Homosexual, deragatory
Submitted by: MIKE 4,372 views 2.80 = Turd Merchant Star Turd Merchant Star Turd Merchant Star (61 votes)

Shampoop Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
The act of putting half poop and half shampoo in a shampoo bottle.
Submitted by: Mike 2,283 views 2.00 = Shampoop Star Shampoop Star (5 votes)

Hooded Monster Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
an uncircumcised penis
Submitted by: Mike 33,430 views 1.00 = Hooded Monster Star (2 votes)

Russian Hamburger Added: 9/25/2005 Noun  
when a man straps on a dildo backwards and has sex with two girls while he is in...
Submitted by: Mike 33,488 views 1.00 = Russian Hamburger Star (1 vote)

Cockjaws Added: 8/9/2009 Adjective  
Someone who likes sucking cock, has a cock in their mouth all the time.
Submitted by: Mike 2,781 views 3.00 = Cockjaws Star Cockjaws Star Cockjaws Star (1 vote)

Flosbury Flop Added: 8/27/2005 Noun  
When you have a boner and a girl takes your pants off and your penis flings up a...
Submitted by: Mike 33,243 views 2.25 = Flosbury Flop Star Flosbury Flop Star (12 votes)

late lunch Added: 7/21/2005 Noun  
when a girl is giving a guy a hand job and he cant bust, so he excuses himself i...
Submitted by: mike 34,420 views 1.63 = late lunch Star late lunch Star (19 votes)

Snapper, The Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
When a chick is laying on her back you stick your ass over her face, spread your...
Submitted by: Mike 33,168 views 3.33 = Snapper, The Star Snapper, The Star Snapper, The Star (9 votes)

Manfucker Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
another word for a gay
Submitted by: Mike 33,289 views 2.88 = Manfucker Star Manfucker Star Manfucker Star (16 votes)

Cable Cutter Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
Another word for a womans ass.
Submitted by: Mike 36,238 views 2.30 = Cable Cutter Star Cable Cutter Star (23 votes)

Van Wilder Added: 10/30/2007 Noun  
Fill a basket of pastries with semen (from yourself or an animal) and serve it t...
Submitted by: Mike 33,537 views 2.29 = Van Wilder Star Van Wilder Star (7 votes)

Cuddle-Poo Added: 9/29/2007 Noun  
While taking a shit, a hole is made over the toilet seat between your legs where...
Submitted by: Mike 33,429 views 2.33 = Cuddle-Poo Star Cuddle-Poo Star (9 votes)

Triple Point Added: 8/4/2007 Noun  
A shit in which gas, liquid, and solid coexist upon exit.
Submitted by: Mike 33,446 views 2.50 = Triple Point Star Triple Point Star Triple Point Star (8 votes)

Full Force Added: 3/18/2005 Noun  
When a girls vagina is so wide that a man is acutally able to get his dick and b...
Submitted by: Mike 33,369 views 1.45 = Full Force Star (11 votes)

juggernut Added: 6/23/2007 Noun  
1. Landing a cum shot on her face from the missionary position.
Submitted by: mike 34,842 views 1.60 = juggernut Star juggernut Star (5 votes)

Burial at Sea Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
A giant dump that sinks to the bottom of the toilet.
Submitted by: Mike 33,431 views 3.36 = Burial at Sea Star Burial at Sea Star Burial at Sea Star (14 votes)

The Headless Horseman Added: 1/28/2007 Noun  
An uncircumsized penis
Submitted by: Mike 33,406 views 2.67 = The Headless Horseman Star The Headless Horseman Star The Headless Horseman Star (9 votes)

Bearded Martin Added: 12/13/2004 Noun  
With at least two days of beard growth, a man runs his face through a womans ass...
Submitted by: Mike 3,144 views 2.00 = Bearded Martin Star Bearded Martin Star (3 votes)

Tater Suprise Added: 9/16/2006 Noun  
While eating mashed potatoes out of a girls ass, she farts, without any warning,...
Submitted by: Mike 33,090 views 3.00 = Tater Suprise Star Tater Suprise Star Tater Suprise Star (1 vote)

Baton Rouge (Red Stick) Added: 8/16/2006 Noun  
Fucking a girl on her period and pulling out and slapping her in the face with i...
Submitted by: Mike 33,234 views 3.00 = Baton Rouge (Red Stick) Star Baton Rouge (Red Stick) Star Baton Rouge (Red Stick) Star (6 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

Cuban Missile Crisis Added: 8/3/2006 Noun  
When a man feels a woman's turd pushing his dick out during anal sex.
Submitted by: Mike 33,162 views 3.25 = Cuban Missile Crisis Star Cuban Missile Crisis Star Cuban Missile Crisis Star (12 votes)

Womanure Added: 7/5/2006 Adjective  
A woman who is a worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by: Mike 34,100 views 1.23 = Womanure Star (152 votes)

Kalli Reach Around, The Added: 6/21/2006 Noun  
When your girlfriend's sister tickles your genitals from the back seat of your c...
Submitted by: Mike 36,611 views 3.69 = Kalli Reach Around, The Star Kalli Reach Around, The Star Kalli Reach Around, The Star Kalli Reach Around, The Star (39 votes)

Cabbage Beaver Added: 6/21/2006 Noun  
When a girl has so many genital warts it looks like a cabbage patch.
Submitted by: Mike 36,185 views 2.64 = Cabbage Beaver Star Cabbage Beaver Star Cabbage Beaver Star (11 votes)

felana Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
To ejaculate bloody semen on a pile of feces that are on top of a woman's bare c...
Submitted by: Mike 33,722 views 2.00 = felana Star felana Star (9 votes)

Penis leech Added: 9/20/2004 Noun  
Someone who sucks dick as if they were a leech sucking your blood
Submitted by: Mike 2,934 views 2.50 = Penis leech Star Penis leech Star Penis leech Star (2 votes)

snussy Added: 2/25/2006 Noun  
a cross between a pussy and snatch
Submitted by: Mike 33,204 views 3.45 = snussy Star snussy Star snussy Star (11 votes)

Happy Squirrel, The Added: 3/9/2006 Noun  
When some guy is getting his balls sucked and the sucker puts one nut in each ch...
Submitted by: Mike 33,529 views 3.12 = Happy Squirrel, The Star Happy Squirrel, The Star Happy Squirrel, The Star (34 votes)

Dirty Chech, The Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
When you are mooning someone and you spread your ass cheeks showing your asshole...
Submitted by: Mike 33,237 views 1.40 = Dirty Chech, The Star (15 votes)

SkullyWully Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
When a thin haired girl or balding woman gives you a blow job while you slap or ...
Submitted by: Mike 3,257 views 4.00 = SkullyWully Star SkullyWully Star SkullyWully Star SkullyWully Star (3 votes)

Arabian Sandstorm Added: 4/9/2004 Noun  
Put your balls over her eyes, and fart in her mouth.
Submitted by: Mike 7,222 views 1.90 = Arabian Sandstorm Star Arabian Sandstorm Star (10 votes)

Horking Added: 4/3/2004 Verb  
Blowing a snot on food before serving it to your asshole customer.
Submitted by: Mike 3,607 views 4.00 = Horking Star Horking Star Horking Star Horking Star (2 votes)

cement mixer Added: 2/21/2004 Noun  
when your girlfriend takes your diarea into her mouth swishes it around and spre...
Submitted by: mike 3,709 views 1.00 = cement mixer Star (1 vote)

Sweaty Palm Added: 1/30/2004 Noun  
A hanshake where you slide your hand thoroughly across the crack of ass, beginni...
Submitted by: Mike 3,092 views 1.00 = Sweaty Palm Star (1 vote)

Chopping lumber Added: 1/25/2004 Verb  
while taking a crap, you start to laugh and the shit breaks off and you have to ...
Submitted by: Mike 3,255 views 1.00 = Chopping lumber Star (1 vote)

Duely Added: 1/25/2004 Noun  
When two friends go and take a crap in a public place like a movie theatre at th...
Submitted by: Mike 3,167 views 1.73 = Duely Star Duely Star (11 votes)

Mallard Added: 1/23/2004 Noun  
When a person expels a fart that they don't see coming and due to the quick ass ...
Submitted by: Mike 4,272 views 2.00 = Mallard Star Mallard Star (3 votes)

Nostril Snorkle Added: 9/22/2003 Noun  
when you snort semen.
Submitted by: mike 3,453 views 3.25 = Nostril Snorkle Star Nostril Snorkle Star Nostril Snorkle Star (8 votes)

head crumb Added: 7/18/2003 Noun  
Dandruff
Submitted by: Mike 3,514 views 3.08 = head crumb Star head crumb Star head crumb Star (13 votes)

party sausage Added: 6/29/2003 Noun  
tiny dick.
Submitted by: mike 3,470 views 2.00 = party sausage Star party sausage Star (9 votes)

graham cracker Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
when two fags cum all over each others chests and then embrace.....
Submitted by: mike 3,688 views 2.82 = graham cracker Star graham cracker Star graham cracker Star (22 votes)

pounder jelly Added: 5/31/2003 Noun  
after you cum inside your partners ass... They squat over your head a poop it on...
Submitted by: mIKE 3,427 views 2.20 = pounder jelly Star pounder jelly Star (5 votes)

Suffering Succotash Added: 5/23/2003 Noun  
Take a dump on a passed out person, then bust a nut upon the fresh dump.
Submitted by: Mike 3,640 views 1.64 = Suffering Succotash Star Suffering Succotash Star (14 votes)

Boomerwang Added: 5/22/2003 Noun  
A curved dong
Submitted by: Mike 3,925 views 2.56 = Boomerwang Star Boomerwang Star Boomerwang Star (18 votes)

Covert Cooter Commando Added: 5/22/2003 Noun  
Commonly known as a triple C, a covert cooter commando is that asshole who gets ...
Submitted by: Mike 3,631 views 1.00 = Covert Cooter Commando Star (2 votes)

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