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Search Results 34 Search Results for the author "M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB"
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Anal Bombardment Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
the act of inserting, removing, and reinserting supersized anal beads until the ...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,301 views 3.68 = Anal Bombardment Star Anal Bombardment Star Anal Bombardment Star Anal Bombardment Star (37 votes)

Anal Minister Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
1) anyone who proclaims, "I bless this asshole!", before proceeding to ram it fu...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,454 views 3.03 = Anal Minister Star Anal Minister Star Anal Minister Star (30 votes)

Anal Spider, The Added: 3/11/2005 Noun  
The insertion of both thumbs into a woman's anus, followed by vigorous wiggling ...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,896 views 3.19 = Anal Spider, The Star Anal Spider, The Star Anal Spider, The Star (37 votes)

Basting the Turkey Added: 4/11/2005 Verb  
when you shoot all over a girl's asscheeks and rub the cum in to a nice glisteni...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,437 views 3.14 = Basting the Turkey Star Basting the Turkey Star Basting the Turkey Star (28 votes)

Beating the Wife Added: 4/11/2005 Verb  
jerking off.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,680 views 1.30 = Beating the Wife Star (30 votes)

bubble spunk Added: 4/4/2005 Noun  
when you jerk off, and all you get are bubbles...can also be used to describe a ...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 31,938 views 1.00 = bubble spunk Star (1 vote)

Caramel Sundae Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
occurs when you're fucking your girlfriend who has a case of diarrhea, in the as...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,024 views 1.33 = Caramel Sundae Star (18 votes)

cockslop Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
cum
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,537 views 3.33 = cockslop Star cockslop Star cockslop Star (9 votes)

Corpse Reviver Added: 3/27/2005 Noun  
(Requires a minimum of two helpers/accomplices)when you take a stone-cold, dead ...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,167 views 1.55 = Corpse Reviver Star Corpse Reviver Star (11 votes)

Detroit Car Wash Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 33,117 views 1.86 = Detroit Car Wash Star Detroit Car Wash Star (7 votes)

Eel Meal Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
a deepthroat blowjob
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 34,950 views 3.48 = Eel Meal Star Eel Meal Star Eel Meal Star (157 votes)

Elbow Clapper Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
when you're fucking doggystyle and you pull her arms back and touch her elbows t...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,520 views 1.28 = Elbow Clapper Star (32 votes)

Fabled Crimson Pearl, The Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a virgin's erect clit smeared with her own fresh blood; what every red blooded m...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 34,527 views 2.62 = Fabled Crimson Pearl, The Star Fabled Crimson Pearl, The Star Fabled Crimson Pearl, The Star (13 votes)

Fiery Fist of Fury Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
the act of dipping your hand into tobasco sauce and proceeding to fist fuck your...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,093 views 2.80 = Fiery Fist of Fury Star Fiery Fist of Fury Star Fiery Fist of Fury Star (10 votes)

funky urchin Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a chick w/ more piercings on her vagina than the local accupuncturist's office.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,239 views 1.67 = funky urchin Star funky urchin Star (9 votes)

Giraffe Tickler Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
deep tongue thrusting of either the vagina or anus.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,196 views 1.40 = Giraffe Tickler Star (45 votes)

Green Gator Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
(derived from greenhorn + alligator) an inexperienced cocksucker that frequently...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 33,137 views 3.10 = Green Gator Star Green Gator Star Green Gator Star (10 votes)

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Herculean Feat, The Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
when you fist fuck two girls and then attempt to pose in classic muscleman style...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,026 views 3.00 = Herculean Feat, The Star Herculean Feat, The Star Herculean Feat, The Star (3 votes)

Joyless Joyride Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
the act of hitting a speed bump or a pothole while you're getting some road head...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,004 views 1.67 = Joyless Joyride Star Joyless Joyride Star (9 votes)

Kernel of Sodom Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
when you're anal fucking passionately with long, deep, fast strokes and a kernel...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,691 views 2.00 = Kernel of Sodom Star Kernel of Sodom Star (9 votes)

Lion of Babylon Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
the actions of a woman who gets so aroused during love-making that she rakes you...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 31,966 views 3.84 = Lion of Babylon Star Lion of Babylon Star Lion of Babylon Star Lion of Babylon Star (19 votes)

Muddy Kansas Earmuff Surprise Added: 4/11/2005 Noun  
when you fill some poor unfortunate deep-sleeping soul's ear canals with shit.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,027 views 1.00 = Muddy Kansas Earmuff Surprise Star (2 votes)

New Year's Enema Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
the act of anal fucking your wasted partner on New Year's Eve with a freshly ope...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,021 views 3.30 = New Year's Enema Star New Year's Enema Star New Year's Enema Star (10 votes)

oral shark Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a cocksucker, male or female, who has a tendency to bite while giving a blowjob;...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,524 views 1.38 = oral shark Star (13 votes)

Quail Party Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
a party which is crawling with tiny, cute, and easily impressionable(and therefo...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 34,501 views 2.71 = Quail Party Star Quail Party Star Quail Party Star (14 votes)

Rectal Yoga Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
1. what ends up happening when you're constipated and have tremendous abdominal ...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,009 views 1.24 = Rectal Yoga Star (37 votes)

Russian Sledgehammer, The Added: 3/27/2005 Noun  
When you ram your fist up your girlfriend's ass and then proceed to slam your el...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,076 views 3.62 = Russian Sledgehammer, The Star Russian Sledgehammer, The Star Russian Sledgehammer, The Star Russian Sledgehammer, The Star (13 votes)

seat meat Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a really, really, REALLY nice ass.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,298 views 1.31 = seat meat Star (13 votes)

Spackle Monkey Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a guy who does nothing EXCEPT jerk off.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,056 views 1.00 = Spackle Monkey Star (2 votes)

Trojan Terrorist Added: 4/13/2005 Noun  
a girl with a pussy SO UGLY and PLAIN FOUL that your condom crawls down your pee...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,330 views 2.71 = Trojan Terrorist Star Trojan Terrorist Star Trojan Terrorist Star (14 votes)

Vegas Jackpot Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
(to be performed ONLY at hotels) when you blindfold a hooker, fuck her standing ...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, mKB 31,996 views 4.00 = Vegas Jackpot Star Vegas Jackpot Star Vegas Jackpot Star Vegas Jackpot Star (1 vote)

Viking Miracle Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
when you successfully assfuck a broad while in a canoe and stand up to blow your...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 32,423 views 2.20 = Viking Miracle Star Viking Miracle Star (5 votes)

White Couch Incident, The Added: 3/31/2005 Noun  
(based on a true story)The act of banging your girlfriend in the ass on her pare...
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 34,011 views 2.36 = White Couch Incident, The Star White Couch Incident, The Star (11 votes)

Zooper Trooper Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
someone that's caught in the act of bestiality.
Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB 34,062 views 3.08 = Zooper Trooper Star Zooper Trooper Star Zooper Trooper Star (13 votes)

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