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Search Results 29 Search Results for the author "Jason"
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hot pumpkin Added: 10/19/2006 Noun  
when you ass finger a chick outdoors on a cold day and you pull out your finger ...
Submitted by: jason 32,442 views 1.50 = hot pumpkin Star hot pumpkin Star (6 votes)

Horse Hoof Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
An abnormally large vagina.
Submitted by: Jason 32,389 views 1.37 = Horse Hoof Star (19 votes)

Pork Shutters Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
A very rare vaginal condition caused from severe pounding to the vagina itself. ...
Submitted by: Jason 32,012 views 1.43 = Pork Shutters Star (28 votes)

Atari Time Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
When two men are sitting indian sytle towards each other, and they proceed to gr...
Submitted by: jason 31,912 views 2.36 = Atari Time Star Atari Time Star (11 votes)

Happy Hinkle Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
when a guy proceeds to lick another guy's bunghole, then immediately kisses him ...
Submitted by: Jason 31,865 views 2.50 = Happy Hinkle Star Happy Hinkle Star Happy Hinkle Star (8 votes)

Snooze Button, The Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
After pulling the alarm clock the person wants to sleep for another 10 minutes s...
Submitted by: jason 31,826 views 2.50 = Snooze Button, The Star Snooze Button, The Star Snooze Button, The Star (2 votes)

Charmin Berries Added: 3/9/2006 Noun  
Pieces of toilet paper that are stuck to your dirty asshole.
Submitted by: Jason 31,808 views 2.09 = Charmin Berries Star Charmin Berries Star (11 votes)

Gorilla Fist Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
A vagina that is dark in appearance with course black hair surrounding it.
Submitted by: Jason 31,784 views 2.00 = Gorilla Fist Star Gorilla Fist Star (6 votes)

Atomic Sphincter Slap Added: 12/2/2003 Noun  
Have a slut agree to anal sex and after you bust your load pull out and fill her...
Submitted by: Jason 5,463 views 2.44 = Atomic Sphincter Slap Star Atomic Sphincter Slap Star (27 votes)

Paintball Added: 7/1/2004 Noun  
when you you think you're going to fart, and then you shit in your underwear, th...
Submitted by: Jason 5,036 views 1.40 = Paintball Star (15 votes)

Oil Leak Added: 6/16/2003 Noun  
Old cars leak oil as they get old, and women have leak problems when they get ol...
Submitted by: Jason 3,711 views 2.13 = Oil Leak Star Oil Leak Star (8 votes)

Beached Whale Added: 6/15/2004 Noun  
When your turd is so long that half of it pokes out of the water
Submitted by: Jason 3,175 views 3.47 = Beached Whale Star Beached Whale Star Beached Whale Star (17 votes)

hairy money Added: 8/26/2003 Noun  
The money shot on a HUGE hairy bush. I am not talking 70's Bush's here, even big...
Submitted by: Jason 2,861 views 1.50 = hairy money Star hairy money Star (14 votes)

Snatchburp Added: 3/27/2003 Noun  
n.--pussy fart; queef;
Submitted by: Jason 2,831 views 4.00 = Snatchburp Star Snatchburp Star Snatchburp Star Snatchburp Star (1 vote)

Banic Slap Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
When you slap someone across the face with your penis.
Submitted by: Jason 2,764 views 2.13 = Banic Slap Star Banic Slap Star (8 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

bastard corn Added: 7/27/2003 Noun  
When the girl's whose ass your eating doesn't eat corn EVER (and neither do you)...
Submitted by: Jason 2,450 views 1.56 = bastard corn Star bastard corn Star (34 votes)

Love Blossom Added: 6/26/2010 Noun  
Vagina,pussy,snatch,cunt you get the picture.
Submitted by: Jason 2,403 views 3.23 = Love Blossom Star Love Blossom Star Love Blossom Star (13 votes)

brown Sloth Added: 7/27/2003 Noun  
After having anal sex with a girl for a long time, when you pull out to nut and ...
Submitted by: Jason 2,391 views 1.90 = brown Sloth Star brown Sloth Star (10 votes)

Hucklebuck Added: 6/15/2004 Noun  
When you and your friend are caught in a compromising position when a hotel maid...
Submitted by: Jason 2,359 views 3.25 = Hucklebuck Star Hucklebuck Star Hucklebuck Star (8 votes)

Vanilla Crotch Added: 8/15/2003 Noun  
Someone who has blonde pubic hair.
Submitted by: Jason 2,319 views 2.00 = Vanilla Crotch Star Vanilla Crotch Star (9 votes)

candle smoker Added: 8/26/2003 Noun  
Refering to the act of dudes giving each other oral.
Submitted by: Jason 2,194 views 3.00 = candle smoker Star candle smoker Star candle smoker Star (3 votes)

Rocket Man Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
A man who's not circumsized.
Submitted by: Jason 2,188 views 2.00 = Rocket Man Star Rocket Man Star (3 votes)

Booger stick Added: 7/24/2003 Noun  
After banging her in the dumper, if there is dookie on your rod you casually wip...
Submitted by: Jason 2,128 views 2.62 = Booger stick Star Booger stick Star Booger stick Star (13 votes)

Frosting the Poo Added: 11/15/2004 Verb  
Shooting your load in a girl's ass then when she takes a dump it takes on a whit...
Submitted by: Jason 2,100 views 3.25 = Frosting the Poo Star Frosting the Poo Star Frosting the Poo Star (8 votes)

chocolate blinker Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
When you take a shit in someone's eye's when their passed out.
Submitted by: Jason 1,971 views 3.00 = chocolate blinker Star chocolate blinker Star chocolate blinker Star (9 votes)

pubic lip Added: 8/13/2003 Noun  
When you perform oral sex and get pubic hairs stuck to your lips.
Submitted by: Jason 1,878 views 2.00 = pubic lip Star pubic lip Star (3 votes)

Double-clicking the mouse Added: 5/19/2004 Verb  
Term used for female masturbation
Submitted by: Jason 1,833 views 2.09 = Double-clicking the mouse Star Double-clicking the mouse Star (11 votes)

Pipe Cleaner Added: 2/5/2004 Noun  
When you stick your pinky in, in your own or somebody elses, dick hole
Submitted by: Jason 1,597 views 4.00 = Pipe Cleaner Star Pipe Cleaner Star Pipe Cleaner Star Pipe Cleaner Star (1 vote)

side dick Added: 12/24/2009 Noun  
when a bitch got another dude on the side slinging sausage
Submitted by: jason 1,026 views 3.00 = side dick Star side dick Star side dick Star (6 votes)

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