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skin snorkel
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A penis.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
16,501 views |
2.85 =
(13 votes)
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meat sleeve
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Un-circumsized foreskin on a penis.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
10,880 views |
2.13 =
(16 votes)
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Let the dog out
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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Unzipping your pants, and taking your penis out.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
13,402 views |
2.88 =
(24 votes)
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hot-harley
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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To lie down on your back and stretch a piece of Saran Wrap over your face, and h...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
17,489 views |
2.91 =
(22 votes)
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Dutch oven
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Added: 1/18/2003
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Noun
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When you're laying in bed with your woman, and you fart under the covers, and th...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
18,294 views |
2.29 =
(7 votes)
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bowl choker
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A turd that won't flush down the toilet.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
12,349 views |
2.50 =
(12 votes)
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Float an air biscuit
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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To fart.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,916 views |
1.79 =
(19 votes)
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Pinch one off.
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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To take a shit.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,975 views |
3.20 =
(10 votes)
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Knocking at the back door
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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When a shit has to come out of your ass, but you can't seem to find a toilet any...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,560 views |
3.57 =
(28 votes)
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butt-weasel
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A male who has anal sex with another male.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,591 views |
2.20 =
(5 votes)
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Toss a chocolate bar.
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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To take a shit.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,247 views |
3.46 =
(28 votes)
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jizz receptacle
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Any slutty person who frequently receives male cum in any orifice of their body.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,635 views |
2.25 =
(55 votes)
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Pipe hugger
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A turd so big that it clogs the toilet and the toilet backs_up.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,462 views |
3.10 =
(10 votes)
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chocolate bratwurst
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Piece of shit. Feces.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,378 views |
3.18 =
(11 votes)
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ass-pump
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A penis engaged in anal sex.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
10,800 views |
1.82 =
(11 votes)
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gargle my bag
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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To swallow cum.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,814 views |
2.50 =
(6 votes)
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bowl goatee
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A toilet bowl that has not been cleaned in awhile and has pubic hairs stuck all ...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,500 views |
3.00 =
(6 votes)
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painting the mug
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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When one sits down on the toilet to take a shit and a blast (fart)of high-pressu...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,805 views |
2.50 =
(2 votes)
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turtle head
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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When the head of a shit is poking out of your asshole, because you have to go ta...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,955 views |
2.00 =
(6 votes)
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rim grease
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Anal lube. K-Y jelly. Any lubricant used for sex.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
7,037 views |
1.69 =
(13 votes)
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Skippy dipstick
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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When a penis has fecal matter all over it from just engaging in anal sex. Like p...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,297 views |
3.10 =
(10 votes)
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Porcelain Car
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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A Toilet.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,167 views |
2.13 =
(8 votes)
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piss spigot
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Penis
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
8,075 views |
2.00 =
(12 votes)
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trouser snake
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Penis.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,726 views |
2.00 =
(3 votes)
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Waxing the cane
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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Jacking off.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,428 views |
3.33 =
(9 votes)
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Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.
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Beef bugle
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Penis
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
8,306 views |
2.00 =
(3 votes)
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drop-ass
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Verb
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To fart. Flatulate.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,478 views |
3.57 =
(28 votes)
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Pork Flute
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Added: 1/11/2003
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Noun
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Penis
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,953 views |
3.14 =
(28 votes)
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Irish toothache
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Added: 1/15/2003
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Noun
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Slang for an erection. A hard-on.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,110 views |
3.25 =
(4 votes)
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Rodeo sex
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Added: 1/15/2003
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Noun
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While engaging in the act sex doggy style, you grab hold of the woman's hair fro...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
7,832 views |
2.41 =
(17 votes)
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douche nozzle
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Added: 1/14/2003
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Noun
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1. The tip on the end of an enema hose.
2. Derogatory name for a silly, dumb o...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,325 views |
2.20 =
(5 votes)
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sewer-booty
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Added: 1/14/2003
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Noun
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When someone farts and it smells as bad as the inside of a sewer.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,659 views |
3.18 =
(11 votes)
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reach around
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Added: 1/14/2003
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Noun
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1. When a guy fucks another guy in the ass, and reaches around to jack him off a...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
11,955 views |
2.17 =
(18 votes)
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dirt road
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Added: 1/14/2003
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Noun
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anal cavity.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,233 views |
2.00 =
(3 votes)
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lawn cigar
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Added: 1/14/2003
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Noun
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An old dried-up piece of dog shit lying in someone's yard.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,166 views |
1.00 =
(2 votes)
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rectal seepage
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Added: 1/13/2003
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Noun
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When a person suffering from chronic diarrhea or incontinence has small amounts ...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,396 views |
1.91 =
(33 votes)
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paint the walls
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Added: 1/13/2003
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Verb
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To withdraw your penis from the vagina just before you cum and blow your load on...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
8,409 views |
1.80 =
(15 votes)
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Sperm burglar
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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1. Slang for a homosexual. Considered vulgar to the gay community.
2. Any woman...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
7,331 views |
3.20 =
(82 votes)
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loaf
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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1. Noun: A piece of shit. A turd.
2. Verb: To go take a shit.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,076 views |
2.50 =
(2 votes)
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rim rasp
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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Very coarse, rough toilet paper.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,937 views |
3.25 =
(16 votes)
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The cut that never heals
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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Slang for a vagina.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,577 views |
2.50 =
(2 votes)
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shims
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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Noun: Slang for male underwear. Usually standard white briefs. "Whitey tighti...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,181 views |
2.09 =
(11 votes)
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Lumberjack action
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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To engage in taking a shit. To shit out a serious log.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,445 views |
2.50 =
(2 votes)
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cocoa braunschweiger
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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Loose, un-firm, feces. Not quite diarrhea, but not firm and solid either. Somew...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,418 views |
2.13 =
(8 votes)
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breech an o-ring
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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To accidentally shit in your pants when you fart.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,037 views |
3.65 =
(17 votes)
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roastbeef sandwich
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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A very loose, large vagina, where the labia hang loose and long.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,572 views |
2.50 =
(2 votes)
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praying to the porcelain god
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Verb
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Someone who is kneeling down, slumped over a toilet in a bathroom somewhere, us...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,327 views |
2.88 =
(8 votes)
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serious brown
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Noun
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Noun: A substantially sized turd.
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,206 views |
1.32 =
(19 votes)
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Going commando
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Verb
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To wear pants with no underwear underneath. Se also: "free-ballin' "
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,920 views |
3.36 =
(14 votes)
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driving the bus home
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Added: 1/12/2003
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Verb
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Someone who is slumped over a toilet in a bathroom somewhere,grasping the edge o...
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| Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,198 views |
1.00 =
(2 votes)
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