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Search Results 50 Search Results for the author "HeyJoe"
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Beef bugle Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,306 views 2.00 = Beef bugle Star Beef bugle Star (3 votes)

Waxing the cane Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
Jacking off.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,428 views 3.33 = Waxing the cane Star Waxing the cane Star Waxing the cane Star (9 votes)

trouser snake Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,726 views 2.00 = trouser snake Star trouser snake Star (3 votes)

piss spigot Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,075 views 2.00 = piss spigot Star piss spigot Star (12 votes)

Porcelain Car Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A Toilet.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,167 views 2.13 = Porcelain Car Star Porcelain Car Star (8 votes)

Skippy dipstick Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
When a penis has fecal matter all over it from just engaging in anal sex. Like p...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,297 views 3.10 = Skippy dipstick Star Skippy dipstick Star Skippy dipstick Star (10 votes)

Knocking at the back door Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
When a shit has to come out of your ass, but you can't seem to find a toilet any...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,560 views 3.57 = Knocking at the back door Star Knocking at the back door Star Knocking at the back door Star Knocking at the back door Star (28 votes)

rim grease Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Anal lube. K-Y jelly. Any lubricant used for sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,037 views 1.69 = rim grease Star rim grease Star (13 votes)

turtle head Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
When the head of a shit is poking out of your asshole, because you have to go ta...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,955 views 2.00 = turtle head Star turtle head Star (6 votes)

painting the mug Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
When one sits down on the toilet to take a shit and a blast (fart)of high-pressu...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,805 views 2.50 = painting the mug Star painting the mug Star painting the mug Star (2 votes)

bowl goatee Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A toilet bowl that has not been cleaned in awhile and has pubic hairs stuck all ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,500 views 3.00 = bowl goatee Star bowl goatee Star bowl goatee Star (6 votes)

skin snorkel Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to skin snorkel
A penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 16,501 views 2.85 = skin snorkel Star skin snorkel Star skin snorkel Star (13 votes)

Breath of a brown bullet Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
The smell of a fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,748 views 3.40 = Breath of a brown bullet Star Breath of a brown bullet Star Breath of a brown bullet Star (10 votes)

peel a few back Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
Having to lift several layers of fat rolls on an obese woman in order to find he...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,826 views 2.50 = peel a few back Star peel a few back Star peel a few back Star (2 votes)

Give birth Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To take a humungous shit, that is so wide in diameter, that it has a hard time c...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,365 views 3.17 = Give birth Star Give birth Star Give birth Star (18 votes)

slut rash Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A strange skin outbreak on the penis, after engaging in sexual intercourse with ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 2,858 views 3.29 = slut rash Star slut rash Star slut rash Star (17 votes)

free-balling Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
To wear pants with no underwear underneath.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,543 views 2.20 = free-balling Star free-balling Star (10 votes)

driving the bus home Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
Someone who is slumped over a toilet in a bathroom somewhere,grasping the edge o...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,198 views 1.00 = driving the bus home Star (2 votes)

Going commando Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
To wear pants with no underwear underneath. Se also: "free-ballin' "
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,919 views 3.36 = Going commando Star Going commando Star Going commando Star (14 votes)

serious brown Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Noun: A substantially sized turd.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,206 views 1.32 = serious brown Star (19 votes)

praying to the porcelain god Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
Someone who is kneeling down, slumped over a toilet in a bathroom somewhere, us...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,327 views 2.88 = praying to the porcelain god Star praying to the porcelain god Star praying to the porcelain god Star (8 votes)

roastbeef sandwich Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
A very loose, large vagina, where the labia hang loose and long.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,572 views 2.50 = roastbeef sandwich Star roastbeef sandwich Star roastbeef sandwich Star (2 votes)

breech an o-ring Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
To accidentally shit in your pants when you fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,037 views 3.65 = breech an o-ring Star breech an o-ring Star breech an o-ring Star breech an o-ring Star (17 votes)

cocoa braunschweiger Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Loose, un-firm, feces. Not quite diarrhea, but not firm and solid either. Somew...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,418 views 2.13 = cocoa braunschweiger Star cocoa braunschweiger Star (8 votes)

Lumberjack action Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
To engage in taking a shit. To shit out a serious log.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,445 views 2.50 = Lumberjack action Star Lumberjack action Star Lumberjack action Star (2 votes)

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shims Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Noun: Slang for male underwear. Usually standard white briefs. "Whitey tighti...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,181 views 2.09 = shims Star shims Star (11 votes)

The cut that never heals Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Slang for a vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,577 views 2.50 = The cut that never heals Star The cut that never heals Star The cut that never heals Star (2 votes)

rim rasp Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Very coarse, rough toilet paper.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,937 views 3.25 = rim rasp Star rim rasp Star rim rasp Star (16 votes)

loaf Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
1. Noun: A piece of shit. A turd. 2. Verb: To go take a shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,076 views 2.50 = loaf Star loaf Star loaf Star (2 votes)

Sperm burglar Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
1. Slang for a homosexual. Considered vulgar to the gay community. 2. Any woman...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,331 views 3.20 = Sperm burglar Star Sperm burglar Star Sperm burglar Star (82 votes)

paint the walls Added: 1/13/2003 Verb  
To withdraw your penis from the vagina just before you cum and blow your load on...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,409 views 1.80 = paint the walls Star paint the walls Star (15 votes)

rectal seepage Added: 1/13/2003 Noun  
When a person suffering from chronic diarrhea or incontinence has small amounts ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,396 views 1.91 = rectal seepage Star rectal seepage Star (33 votes)

lawn cigar Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
An old dried-up piece of dog shit lying in someone's yard.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,166 views 1.00 = lawn cigar Star (2 votes)

dirt road Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
anal cavity.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,233 views 2.00 = dirt road Star dirt road Star (3 votes)

reach around Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
1. When a guy fucks another guy in the ass, and reaches around to jack him off a...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 11,955 views 2.17 = reach around Star reach around Star (18 votes)

sewer-booty Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
When someone farts and it smells as bad as the inside of a sewer.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,659 views 3.18 = sewer-booty Star sewer-booty Star sewer-booty Star (11 votes)

douche nozzle Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
1. The tip on the end of an enema hose. 2. Derogatory name for a silly, dumb o...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,325 views 2.20 = douche nozzle Star douche nozzle Star (5 votes)

Rodeo sex Added: 1/15/2003 Noun  
While engaging in the act sex doggy style, you grab hold of the woman's hair fro...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,832 views 2.41 = Rodeo sex Star Rodeo sex Star (17 votes)

Irish toothache Added: 1/15/2003 Noun  
Slang for an erection. A hard-on.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,110 views 3.25 = Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star (4 votes)

Pork Flute Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,953 views 3.14 = Pork Flute Star Pork Flute Star Pork Flute Star (28 votes)

drop-ass Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To fart. Flatulate.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,478 views 3.57 = drop-ass Star drop-ass Star drop-ass Star drop-ass Star (28 votes)

Float an air biscuit Added: 1/11/2003 Verb Click to listen to Float an air biscuit
To fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,916 views 1.79 = Float an air biscuit Star Float an air biscuit Star (19 votes)

gargle my bag Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To swallow cum.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,814 views 2.50 = gargle my bag Star gargle my bag Star gargle my bag Star (6 votes)

ass-pump Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A penis engaged in anal sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,800 views 1.82 = ass-pump Star ass-pump Star (11 votes)

chocolate bratwurst Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Piece of shit. Feces.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,378 views 3.18 = chocolate bratwurst Star chocolate bratwurst Star chocolate bratwurst Star (11 votes)

hot-harley Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to hot-harley
To lie down on your back and stretch a piece of Saran Wrap over your face, and h...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 17,489 views 2.91 = hot-harley Star hot-harley Star hot-harley Star (22 votes)

Pinch one off. Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To take a shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,975 views 3.20 = Pinch one off. Star Pinch one off. Star Pinch one off. Star (10 votes)

Pipe hugger Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A turd so big that it clogs the toilet and the toilet backs_up.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,462 views 3.10 = Pipe hugger Star Pipe hugger Star Pipe hugger Star (10 votes)

jizz receptacle Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Any slutty person who frequently receives male cum in any orifice of their body.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,635 views 2.25 = jizz receptacle Star jizz receptacle Star (55 votes)

Toss a chocolate bar. Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To take a shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,247 views 3.46 = Toss a chocolate bar. Star Toss a chocolate bar. Star Toss a chocolate bar. Star (28 votes)

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