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aerosol dookie Added: 6/29/2003 Noun  
When the diarrhea blows out of your asshole forcefully and sprays the entire ins...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 15,782 views 1.69 = aerosol dookie Star aerosol dookie Star (13 votes)

Air Buffet Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
A fart similar to the "air biscuit", but much more abundant. Usually hangs aroun...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,877 views 2.29 = Air Buffet Star Air Buffet Star (14 votes)

Air Tulip Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart a rather "pristine" or very proper woman would let out, such as...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,988 views 2.13 = Air Tulip Star Air Tulip Star (16 votes)

ass gopher Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you fart and you accidentally let out the head of a long shit from your anu...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,069 views 2.00 = ass gopher Star ass gopher Star (6 votes)

ass-oil Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
The slimy substance in the crack of a sweaty, fat person's butt.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,915 views 2.25 = ass-oil Star ass-oil Star (12 votes)

ass-pump Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A penis engaged in anal sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,670 views 1.82 = ass-pump Star ass-pump Star (11 votes)

Auditorium fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind that echo loud and long and usually bounce off the walls, as if you far...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,172 views 1.56 = Auditorium fart Star Auditorium fart Star (16 votes)

bathtub fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Speaks for itself. Also known as "the depth charge".
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,489 views 1.50 = bathtub fart Star bathtub fart Star (12 votes)

bearded clam Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,935 views 3.30 = bearded clam Star bearded clam Star bearded clam Star (10 votes)

Beef bugle Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,014 views 2.00 = Beef bugle Star Beef bugle Star (3 votes)

bench warmer Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Another slang term for a fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,239 views 3.10 = bench warmer Star bench warmer Star bench warmer Star (10 votes)

Bend one up Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To go take big shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,350 views 3.23 = Bend one up Star Bend one up Star Bend one up Star (13 votes)

Booty Noodles Added: 2/19/2003 Noun  
Long, thin tapeworms that crawl out of your ass while taking a shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,644 views 1.60 = Booty Noodles Star Booty Noodles Star (10 votes)

bowl choker Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to bowl choker
A turd that won't flush down the toilet.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 11,262 views 2.50 = bowl choker Star bowl choker Star bowl choker Star (12 votes)

bowl goatee Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A toilet bowl that has not been cleaned in awhile and has pubic hairs stuck all ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,397 views 3.00 = bowl goatee Star bowl goatee Star bowl goatee Star (6 votes)

Boxing the clown Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
Jacking off. Masturbating.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,013 views 2.75 = Boxing the clown Star Boxing the clown Star Boxing the clown Star (8 votes)

Breath of a brown bullet Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
The smell of a fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,558 views 3.40 = Breath of a brown bullet Star Breath of a brown bullet Star Breath of a brown bullet Star (10 votes)

breech an o-ring Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
To accidentally shit in your pants when you fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,941 views 3.65 = breech an o-ring Star breech an o-ring Star breech an o-ring Star breech an o-ring Star (17 votes)

Brown Bouy Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
turd, feces floating in the toilet.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,933 views 2.88 = Brown Bouy Star Brown Bouy Star Brown Bouy Star (8 votes)

butt-weasel Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A male who has anal sex with another male.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,423 views 2.20 = butt-weasel Star butt-weasel Star (5 votes)

cheek flapper Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart that vibrates the ass cheeks when it comes out. Usually rather ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,269 views 2.50 = cheek flapper Star cheek flapper Star cheek flapper Star (6 votes)

cheek squeak Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Usually a short, high-pitched fart, similar to the sound of letting the air out ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,037 views 3.00 = cheek squeak Star cheek squeak Star cheek squeak Star (12 votes)

chocolate bratwurst Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Piece of shit. Feces.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,296 views 3.18 = chocolate bratwurst Star chocolate bratwurst Star chocolate bratwurst Star (11 votes)

Church fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind you don't hear, or even know where it came from, but you can sure smell...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,756 views 3.25 = Church fart Star Church fart Star Church fart Star (12 votes)

cocoa braunschweiger Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Loose, un-firm, feces. Not quite diarrhea, but not firm and solid either. Somew...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,339 views 2.13 = cocoa braunschweiger Star cocoa braunschweiger Star (8 votes)

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Corny Python Added: 6/22/2003 Noun  
noun: A large,fat, coily turd with bits of undigested corn stuck throughout it.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 2,467 views 2.36 = Corny Python Star Corny Python Star (11 votes)

dirt road Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
anal cavity.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,119 views 2.00 = dirt road Star dirt road Star (3 votes)

dirty bagpipe Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
To accidentally let out a loud, boisterous fart while someone is giving you a bl...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,033 views 3.00 = dirty bagpipe Star dirty bagpipe Star dirty bagpipe Star (6 votes)

douche nozzle Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
1. The tip on the end of an enema hose. 2. Derogatory name for a silly, dumb o...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,252 views 2.20 = douche nozzle Star douche nozzle Star (5 votes)

driving the bus home Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
Someone who is slumped over a toilet in a bathroom somewhere,grasping the edge o...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,061 views 1.00 = driving the bus home Star (2 votes)

drop-ass Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To fart. Flatulate.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,379 views 3.57 = drop-ass Star drop-ass Star drop-ass Star drop-ass Star (28 votes)

Dutch oven Added: 1/18/2003 Noun Click to listen to Dutch oven
When you're laying in bed with your woman, and you fart under the covers, and th...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 16,612 views 2.29 = Dutch oven Star Dutch oven Star (7 votes)

Five-knuckle shuffle Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
Masturbation, male jacking off.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,500 views 2.50 = Five-knuckle shuffle Star Five-knuckle shuffle Star Five-knuckle shuffle Star (4 votes)

Float an air biscuit Added: 1/11/2003 Verb Click to listen to Float an air biscuit
To fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,668 views 1.79 = Float an air biscuit Star Float an air biscuit Star (19 votes)

free-balling Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
To wear pants with no underwear underneath.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,908 views 2.20 = free-balling Star free-balling Star (10 votes)

fuzz muffin Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
The vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,338 views 2.00 = fuzz muffin Star fuzz muffin Star (15 votes)

gargle my bag Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To swallow cum.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,500 views 2.50 = gargle my bag Star gargle my bag Star gargle my bag Star (6 votes)

girdle sniper Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart an old lady lets out and pretends she doesn't smell anything an...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,257 views 2.36 = girdle sniper Star girdle sniper Star (11 votes)

Give birth Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To take a humungous shit, that is so wide in diameter, that it has a hard time c...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,230 views 3.17 = Give birth Star Give birth Star Give birth Star (18 votes)

Going commando Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
To wear pants with no underwear underneath. Se also: "free-ballin' "
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,813 views 3.36 = Going commando Star Going commando Star Going commando Star (14 votes)

Grandma fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Not a very loud or forcelful fart, but the smell rivals that of any friend you m...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,608 views 1.35 = Grandma fart Star (17 votes)

gravy pants Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you fart, and diarrhea accidentally sneaks out of your ass along with the f...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,650 views 3.17 = gravy pants Star gravy pants Star gravy pants Star (29 votes)

hair pie Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
vagina
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,682 views 1.33 = hair pie Star (27 votes)

helmet polisher Added: 2/13/2003 Verb  
Name for a chick that's afraid to put a penis all the way into her mouth for fea...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,254 views 2.29 = helmet polisher Star helmet polisher Star (14 votes)

Hershey Bar Gang Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
A group of fat chicks that are all friends and regularly hang out with with each...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,484 views 1.00 = Hershey Bar Gang Star (2 votes)

hot-harley Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to hot-harley
To lie down on your back and stretch a piece of Saran Wrap over your face, and h...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 16,123 views 2.91 = hot-harley Star hot-harley Star hot-harley Star (22 votes)

Irish toothache Added: 1/15/2003 Noun  
Slang for an erection. A hard-on.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,918 views 3.25 = Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star (4 votes)

jipe Added: 1/31/2003 Noun  
Slang for semen.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,385 views 2.15 = jipe Star jipe Star (13 votes)

jizz receptacle Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Any slutty person who frequently receives male cum in any orifice of their body.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,553 views 2.25 = jizz receptacle Star jizz receptacle Star (55 votes)

King Louie Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
An erection.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,357 views 2.80 = King Louie Star King Louie Star King Louie Star (5 votes)

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