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Search Results 24 Search Results for the author "EJ Cummer"
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

3-Ring Circus Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When three horny guys pick up a girl for some TP action. Give her a clown face (...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,301 views 3.25 = 3-Ring Circus Star 3-Ring Circus Star 3-Ring Circus Star (8 votes)

Alley Hag Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
When you're desperate for some libido maintenance that you settle for the plaine...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,456 views 3.39 = Alley Hag Star Alley Hag Star Alley Hag Star (18 votes)

All-Night Diner, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A woman of questionable virtue who is "open" 24/7 to cater to men's needs. Natur...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,457 views 2.88 = All-Night Diner, The Star All-Night Diner, The Star All-Night Diner, The Star (8 votes)

Baconator, The Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When you get the women you want to bang home, offer to prepare a snack for her b...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,718 views 3.30 = Baconator, The Star Baconator, The Star Baconator, The Star (10 votes)

Basting the Roast Added: 1/31/2007 Noun  
Performed during a Spitroast. While the two guys have the chick between their sp...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,893 views 3.63 = Basting the Roast Star Basting the Roast Star Basting the Roast Star Basting the Roast Star (24 votes)

Bohemian Handshake, The Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
A good way to see how horny and uninhibited a chick is. After you make eye conta...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,960 views 3.34 = Bohemian Handshake, The Star Bohemian Handshake, The Star Bohemian Handshake, The Star (29 votes)

Box of Crayons Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A promiscuous woman (whore, slut, nympho) who will suck and/or fuck men of any c...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,708 views 3.27 = Box of Crayons Star Box of Crayons Star Box of Crayons Star (11 votes)

Bun-Length Hotdog, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Ideally the man should have at least a 7.5" cock (a Mansley) to perform this man...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,732 views 3.25 = Bun-Length Hotdog, The Star Bun-Length Hotdog, The Star Bun-Length Hotdog, The Star (8 votes)

Chapstick Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
A slang term for a lubed-up penis.
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,604 views 1.63 = Chapstick Star Chapstick Star (8 votes)

Cleaning Lady, The Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
It's when a guy finishes fucking a female in the ass, and he receives oral sex i...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,126 views 2.33 = Cleaning Lady, The Star Cleaning Lady, The Star (3 votes)

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
When a guy with a huge cock assfucks a woman on all fours so hard, that with eve...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,383 views 3.48 = Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Star Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Star Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Star (21 votes)

Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Derived from the infamous burning river in Cleveland, it's when you put a female...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,766 views 3.17 = Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Star Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Star Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Star (12 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

Dream Catcher, The Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
Slang name for your jizz towel, the one you use to clean up with after masturbat...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,540 views 2.40 = Dream Catcher, The Star Dream Catcher, The Star (45 votes)

Facepainting Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
The fine art of masturbating using a photo or screen image as your stimulus, the...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 3,505 views 3.35 = Facepainting Star Facepainting Star Facepainting Star (23 votes)

Heaven's Gate Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A woman's labia minora, those succulent inner flaps that allow entrance to her l...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,427 views 3.00 = Heaven's Gate Star Heaven's Gate Star Heaven's Gate Star (9 votes)

Lake Erie Walleye Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When you find a slut that is as horny as you. Get a bag of goldfish and put them...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 5,476 views 3.34 = Lake Erie Walleye Star Lake Erie Walleye Star Lake Erie Walleye Star (91 votes)

Levitating Magician, The Added: 11/28/2006 Noun  
When you are hitting it from behind and the female is bent over the edge of the ...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,209 views 2.50 = Levitating Magician, The Star Levitating Magician, The Star Levitating Magician, The Star (2 votes)

Meatloaf Sandwich, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Takes a little planning, but good way to get a shy female to swallow your cum. C...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,582 views 3.36 = Meatloaf Sandwich, The Star Meatloaf Sandwich, The Star Meatloaf Sandwich, The Star (14 votes)

Palm Pilot Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A form of foreplay with a female who is still fully dressed, but obviously horny...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 2,248 views 2.86 = Palm Pilot Star Palm Pilot Star Palm Pilot Star (7 votes)

Pogo Stick, The Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
The sexual position where the female is upside down supporting herself on her sh...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,298 views 3.33 = Pogo Stick, The Star Pogo Stick, The Star Pogo Stick, The Star (6 votes)

Rodeo Queen Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
It's when a female performs 4 rodeo events in one session with two or more males...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,441 views 3.24 = Rodeo Queen Star Rodeo Queen Star Rodeo Queen Star (25 votes)

Rubber Band, The Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
A technique used when performing cunnilingus on a female with a big clitoris. Yo...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,489 views 2.00 = Rubber Band, The Star Rubber Band, The Star (2 votes)

Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Like a real 7-layer Dobosh torte cake, you need 6 guys and 1 girl. Take turns fu...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,539 views 3.20 = Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Star Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Star Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Star (15 votes)

Topiary Twat Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
When a woman with a very thick, dense hairy bush trims and sculpts her pubes int...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,365 views 2.00 = Topiary Twat Star Topiary Twat Star (8 votes)

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