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shitter condom Added: 6/3/2003 Noun  
same as ass gasket - the paper liner that you put over the toilet in a public ...
Submitted by: David 2,884 views 1.90 = shitter condom Star shitter condom Star (10 votes)

knead the dough Added: 7/3/2003 Verb  
when a gay man sticks his hand up his partners asshole and starts squeezing his ...
Submitted by: david 3,489 views 2.13 = knead the dough Star knead the dough Star (8 votes)

crotch goblins Added: 7/3/2003 Noun  
another word for pubic lice
Submitted by: david 3,336 views 2.50 = crotch goblins Star crotch goblins Star crotch goblins Star (12 votes)

red hat Added: 7/7/2003 Noun  
when the penis head turns red from jacking off or having sex too much
Submitted by: david 3,349 views 2.80 = red hat Star red hat Star red hat Star (10 votes)

hooded dragon Added: 7/7/2003 Noun  
uncircumcized penis
Submitted by: david 3,607 views 2.45 = hooded dragon Star hooded dragon Star (20 votes)

cum chowder Added: 7/7/2003 Noun  
chunky globs of cum
Submitted by: david 3,199 views 2.86 = cum chowder Star cum chowder Star cum chowder Star (21 votes)

Havana Omelet Added: 7/8/2003 Noun  
A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
Submitted by: david 4,106 views 2.85 = Havana Omelet Star Havana Omelet Star Havana Omelet Star (13 votes)

turd molder Added: 7/8/2003 Noun  
someone who squeezes and smushes their turds into different shapes and designs
Submitted by: david 3,082 views 3.44 = turd molder Star turd molder Star turd molder Star (16 votes)

Splooge Added: 12/29/2003 Noun  
The cum you eat while felching someone's ass or vagina.
Submitted by: David 3,025 views 3.14 = Splooge Star Splooge Star Splooge Star (7 votes)

Licking the chocolate frosting off the beater Added: 1/21/2004 Verb  
After placing your memeber in a girl's anus, you pull out and have her lick it c...
Submitted by: David 3,171 views 2.50 = Licking the chocolate frosting off the beater Star Licking the chocolate frosting off the beater Star Licking the chocolate frosting off the beater Star (2 votes)

Cookie Crumbs Added: 4/27/2004 Noun  
Crumbs on a girls vaginal area caused by her yeast infection.
Submitted by: David 3,628 views 1.83 = Cookie Crumbs Star Cookie Crumbs Star (6 votes)

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Loveable Lenny Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
When you give your best friend a handjob when he's having a bad day.
Submitted by: David 2,960 views 2.00 = Loveable Lenny Star Loveable Lenny Star (6 votes)

Jiz Clearasil Added: 6/19/2004 Noun  
Convincing a girl with acne that if she allowed you to blow your load on her fac...
Submitted by: David 3,395 views 3.29 = Jiz Clearasil Star Jiz Clearasil Star Jiz Clearasil Star (7 votes)

Serpent's Tounge, The Added: 6/19/2004 Noun  
Waking up in the morning after a night of fucking only to find that the dry man ...
Submitted by: David 2,634 views 1.00 = Serpent's Tounge, The Star (1 vote)

traveling salesman Added: 6/19/2004 Noun  
After you bang a girl and she passes out gently pull her covers back take a nice...
Submitted by: David 2,923 views 1.19 = traveling salesman Star (31 votes)

Scrapper Added: 11/30/2004 Noun  
A turd so large that when flushed it scrapes the sides of the toilet bowl.
Submitted by: David 2,364 views 2.00 = Scrapper Star Scrapper Star (2 votes)

quiver bone Added: 8/11/2007 Noun  
An Erected; Penis, Dick, Cock, Schlong,
Submitted by: David 34,214 views 1.90 = quiver bone Star quiver bone Star (10 votes)

Stauchehole Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
A senior pilot that is an asshole to homosexual flight attendants. Usually a cap...
Submitted by: David 2,051 views 4.00 = Stauchehole Star Stauchehole Star Stauchehole Star Stauchehole Star (1 vote)

atomic sit-up Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
whilst a dude is passed out on his back you get another dude to put a fart on de...
Submitted by: david 2,304 views 2.50 = atomic sit-up Star atomic sit-up Star atomic sit-up Star (2 votes)

GFA Added: 12/9/2002 Noun Click to listen to GFA
Good From affar but far from good. A girl that looks great from across the club ...
Submitted by: David 4,653 views 2.50 = GFA Star GFA Star GFA Star (12 votes)

log drop Added: 1/1/2003 Noun  
the thickest duty that you bust.
Submitted by: David 3,809 views 2.50 = log drop Star log drop Star log drop Star (2 votes)

Chubby Added: 3/10/2003 Noun  
The intermittent period of time between a flaccid dick and a full bang on boner.
Submitted by: David 6,137 views 2.80 = Chubby Star Chubby Star Chubby Star (5 votes)

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