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A.B.C Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
a males taint also knowns as your ass-ball-connection. (A.B.C)
Submitted by: chris 3,119 views 2.00 = A.B.C Star A.B.C Star (2 votes)

anus indulger Added: 9/24/2003 Noun  
you like to eat ass
Submitted by: Chris 4,853 views 1.67 = anus indulger Star anus indulger Star (3 votes)

Applause from the Back Row Added: 4/24/2003 Noun Click to listen to Applause from the Back Row
When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it so...
Submitted by: Chris 42,192 views 3.31 = Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star (127 votes)

Ass Crystals Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
The pin cushion effect you get as you walk if you dont wipe your ass properly..
Submitted by: Chris 32,220 views 2.00 = Ass Crystals Star Ass Crystals Star (6 votes)

bad jamz Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
Multiple loud ripping farts. Extremely stinky flatulence. Commonly sounds like a...
Submitted by: Chris 2,448 views 3.25 = bad jamz Star bad jamz Star bad jamz Star (8 votes)

ball smuggler Added: 6/26/2004 Noun  
when a chick props herself up on the floor on her shoulders with her legs spread...
Submitted by: chris 2,252 views 1.16 = ball smuggler Star (19 votes)

Balls Deep Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
To bury your cock so deep that your balls prevent any further advancement.
Submitted by: Chris 3,857 views 3.00 = Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star (10 votes)

bear trappers hat Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
hairy vagina
Submitted by: chris 32,155 views  

Berube Added: 1/27/2003 Verb  
To trick someone into anal sex, as with a "pick up the soap" trick.
Submitted by: Chris 4,114 views 1.00 = Berube Star (1 vote)

Berubian Added: 1/27/2003 Noun  
Someone easily tricked into anal sex.
Submitted by: Chris 4,458 views 2.07 = Berubian Star Berubian Star (14 votes)

Blind Piano Man, the Added: 12/24/2009 Adverb  
Insert both thumbs into her pussy, while banging' the back door, tilt your head ...
Submitted by: chris 2,083 views 3.22 = Blind Piano Man, the Star Blind Piano Man, the Star Blind Piano Man, the Star (9 votes)

Booger Pincher Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
A person with a pinched nose, and an attitude to match.
Submitted by: Chris 6,164 views 3.00 = Booger Pincher Star Booger Pincher Star Booger Pincher Star (3 votes)

brown clown face Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
When your doing her from behind and you both are laying flat on your stomachs (o...
Submitted by: Chris 32,577 views  

butt Juice Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
The really nasty juicy farts you rip after a weekend of beer drinking
Submitted by: Chris 3,982 views 3.25 = butt Juice Star butt Juice Star butt Juice Star (12 votes)

butt sludge Added: 4/11/2003 Noun  
The semi-viscous aftermath of ejaculate in the anus
Submitted by: Chris 3,287 views 3.38 = butt sludge Star butt sludge Star butt sludge Star (13 votes)

candle Pusher Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
1. One who pushes a candle into their vaginal/anal opening. 2. The act of fucki...
Submitted by: Chris 2,555 views 3.25 = candle Pusher Star candle Pusher Star candle Pusher Star (12 votes)

caulking a crack Added: 8/20/2003 Verb  
when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and lay a perfect bead o...
Submitted by: Chris 2,641 views 2.90 = caulking a crack Star caulking a crack Star caulking a crack Star (10 votes)

chocolate mist Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
The effects of a fart after anal sex, blowing the freshly stirred shit out in a ...
Submitted by: Chris 2,675 views 2.00 = chocolate mist Star chocolate mist Star (3 votes)

Christmas Ornament, The Added: 5/13/2006 Noun  
When a drop of cum hangs from a girls chin after she spits out your man pudding.
Submitted by: Chris 32,439 views 3.30 = Christmas Ornament, The Star Christmas Ornament, The Star Christmas Ornament, The Star (46 votes)

chumming the sharks Added: 3/21/2004 Verb  
To violently vomit after a night of heavy drinking
Submitted by: Chris 2,566 views 1.21 = chumming the sharks Star (29 votes)

Clam Wavin Added: 4/20/2004 Verb  
When you see a girl who's not wearing any panties.
Submitted by: Chris 2,740 views 1.30 = Clam Wavin Star (27 votes)

cock chomper Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
a woman who gives a very vigorous blow job
Submitted by: chris 32,134 views 2.38 = cock chomper Star cock chomper Star (13 votes)

cock duster Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
a mustache
Submitted by: chris 32,196 views 4.00 = cock duster Star cock duster Star cock duster Star cock duster Star (1 vote)

Colon-Trolling Added: 2/24/2005 Verb  
Anal Sex
Submitted by: Chris 32,119 views 1.00 = Colon-Trolling Star (1 vote)

Cuff(ing) the Carrot Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 3,218 views 3.15 = Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star (13 votes)

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Dirt Merchant Added: 6/10/2003 Noun  
One who saves previously used rubbers from anal sex...and later compiles a scrap...
Submitted by: Chris 2,633 views 1.90 = Dirt Merchant Star Dirt Merchant Star (10 votes)

Doo-Doo Rocket Added: 9/27/2004 Noun  
When doing a chick doggy-style...And stick it in her ass really fast. It result...
Submitted by: Chris 2,847 views 1.14 = Doo-Doo Rocket Star (22 votes)

Double Dutch Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
When two guys are 69'ing under sheets and the bottom guy rips a gigantic fart du...
Submitted by: Chris 32,486 views 1.67 = Double Dutch Star Double Dutch Star (9 votes)

drill press Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck a girl while she is propled up on her shoulders, and you stand ove...
Submitted by: chris 2,583 views 3.25 = drill press Star drill press Star drill press Star (8 votes)

fecal belch Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
When you hold a burp in for a long time and when you go to let it out you push r...
Submitted by: Chris 1,808 views 3.25 = fecal belch Star fecal belch Star fecal belch Star (4 votes)

Felchee Added: 12/9/2002 Noun Click to listen to Felchee
Someone who has received a felch
Submitted by: Chris 12,777 views 3.25 = Felchee Star Felchee Star Felchee Star (20 votes)

Fire Crotch Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
Red pubic hair...or an enflamed cunt/dong from a crab/scabie infestation...
Submitted by: Chris 3,056 views 2.00 = Fire Crotch Star Fire Crotch Star (3 votes)

fish eye Added: 4/3/2003 Noun  
while drilling your girl from behind, pull it out and stick it in her ass. the l...
Submitted by: chris 4,044 views 1.89 = fish eye Star fish eye Star (27 votes)

Flog(ing) the bishop Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation (Refers to the chess piece)
Submitted by: Chris 3,146 views 3.25 = Flog(ing) the bishop Star Flog(ing) the bishop Star Flog(ing) the bishop Star (4 votes)

Fudge Pocket Added: 1/30/2004 Noun  
The inside of ones ass.
Submitted by: Chris 2,341 views 3.29 = Fudge Pocket Star Fudge Pocket Star Fudge Pocket Star (17 votes)

Gaybo Added: 1/3/2003 Noun  
One who is not Gay but looks and acts like it
Submitted by: chris 4,641 views 3.17 = Gaybo Star Gaybo Star Gaybo Star (18 votes)

Going fishing Added: 8/29/2004 Verb  
When you begin to have sex with a girl you use the sweedish fish candies and pla...
Submitted by: chris 2,063 views 1.67 = Going fishing Star Going fishing Star (9 votes)

Groping Governor Added: 8/29/2004 Verb  
When in the shower with a team mates, go around groping all of them and promise ...
Submitted by: chris 1,839 views 3.50 = Groping Governor Star Groping Governor Star Groping Governor Star Groping Governor Star (6 votes)

GWPB Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
Girls With Pot Bellies. No, I'm not making this up. Check out groups.yahoo.com/g...
Submitted by: Chris 3,363 views 2.00 = GWPB Star GWPB Star (3 votes)

Hair Hammock Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
The hairiest of cunts.
Submitted by: Chris 37,084 views 1.62 = Hair Hammock Star Hair Hammock Star (29 votes)

Hand Puppet Added: 6/6/2003 Noun  
Sticking your hand up a girl's crotch/ass through her clothes.
Submitted by: Chris 2,922 views 3.42 = Hand Puppet Star Hand Puppet Star Hand Puppet Star (73 votes)

Hangtime On The Monkey Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
The measure of the size/ length of a girl's pussy lips.
Submitted by: Chris 32,259 views 1.35 = Hangtime On The Monkey Star (17 votes)

Haunted House With Hair Added: 1/25/2004 Noun  
The snatch of an old worn out female.
Submitted by: Chris 2,256 views 2.20 = Haunted House With Hair Star Haunted House With Hair Star (5 votes)

King's red rocket Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
Let your dog watch you have sex, and when you are about to bust let your dog fin...
Submitted by: chris 2,105 views 2.00 = King's red rocket Star King's red rocket Star (6 votes)

Lope the Mule Added: 1/8/2003 Noun  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 5,416 views 1.80 = Lope the Mule Star Lope the Mule Star (10 votes)

Monster Zinc Added: 4/6/2005 Noun  
Semen
Submitted by: Chris 32,359 views 3.33 = Monster Zinc Star Monster Zinc Star Monster Zinc Star (9 votes)

muddy fart Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
to fart and shit oneself
Submitted by: chris 32,284 views 2.00 = muddy fart Star muddy fart Star (3 votes)

Muddy Turtle Sundae Added: 6/10/2003 Noun  
When one feeds another their shit covered man hood after a previous anal encount...
Submitted by: Chris 2,651 views 2.71 = Muddy Turtle Sundae Star Muddy Turtle Sundae Star Muddy Turtle Sundae Star (21 votes)

Nasty surprise Added: 7/30/2004 Verb  
When your friend is sitting down not looking and you sneak up behind him whip yo...
Submitted by: Chris 2,928 views 1.50 = Nasty surprise Star Nasty surprise Star (10 votes)

nasty wolfgang Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck somebody in the ass while they eat a bowl of saurkraut.
Submitted by: chris 4,613 views 3.00 = nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star (3 votes)

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