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Search Results 46 Search Results for the author "Ben Dover"
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6.9 (six point nine) Added: 4/11/2003 Noun  
When you and your girl do 69 while she is on her period. aka six period nine
Submitted by: Ben Dover 7,263 views 1.43 = 6.9 (six point nine) Star (21 votes)

Ass Splash Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
when you shit so forcefully into the toilet, water splashes up and hits you in t...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,727 views 2.00 = Ass Splash Star Ass Splash Star (3 votes)

Barking Spider Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
A fart. Used to comically blame one's flatulence on something else. akin to "the...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 4,618 views 2.50 = Barking Spider Star Barking Spider Star Barking Spider Star (2 votes)

Black n Decker Pecker Wrecker Added: 5/20/2003 Verb  
a girl with braces that tears your dick up when she gives you head.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,398 views 4.00 = Black n Decker Pecker Wrecker Star Black n Decker Pecker Wrecker Star Black n Decker Pecker Wrecker Star Black n Decker Pecker Wrecker Star (2 votes)

Boar's Head Added: 5/19/2003 Noun  
the act of using lunchmeat to jack off
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,716 views 2.88 = Boar's Head Star Boar's Head Star Boar's Head Star (8 votes)

Booty Bass Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
The thumping sound caused by a girl's head bumping into the headboard or wall wh...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,158 views 3.22 = Booty Bass Star Booty Bass Star Booty Bass Star (9 votes)

Brown Starfish Added: 4/9/2003 Noun  
the asshole
Submitted by: Ben Dover 5,300 views 1.55 = Brown Starfish Star Brown Starfish Star (11 votes)

Cantalouping Added: 5/20/2003 Verb  
When you make a hole in a cantaloup and then fuck the hole.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,588 views 3.33 = Cantalouping Star Cantalouping Star Cantalouping Star (9 votes)

Chasing the Bug Added: 4/10/2003 Verb  
when a gay guy seeks out sex with HIV infected partners so he can become infecte...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,175 views 2.58 = Chasing the Bug Star Chasing the Bug Star Chasing the Bug Star (19 votes)

Colon Cologne Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
when you use a funnel to fart into a cologne bottle. You put the lid on and then...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,903 views  

Colon Commando Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
a male homosexual
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,882 views 1.00 = Colon Commando Star (1 vote)

Cream Added: 3/31/2003 Verb  
to ejaculate or orgasm
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,683 views 4.00 = Cream Star Cream Star Cream Star Cream Star (1 vote)

Dog Killer Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
A really nasty smelling fart!
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,890 views 3.44 = Dog Killer Star Dog Killer Star Dog Killer Star (16 votes)

Drop the Chalupa Added: 3/29/2003 Verb  
1: to take a shit
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,468 views 3.00 = Drop the Chalupa Star Drop the Chalupa Star Drop the Chalupa Star (3 votes)

Dry Job Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
a blow job performed on someone wearing a condom. As opposed to a wet job.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,908 views 2.36 = Dry Job Star Dry Job Star (11 votes)

Fag Hag Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
A straight woman who likes to hang around gays.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 6,498 views 1.54 = Fag Hag Star Fag Hag Star (28 votes)

Fish Killer Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
a fart produced under water, especially in a lake, ocean, or public aquarium.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,944 views 3.00 = Fish Killer Star Fish Killer Star Fish Killer Star (6 votes)

Flag Hags Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
The ugly girls who couldn't make it as dancers who wave the flags during half ti...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,889 views 2.50 = Flag Hags Star Flag Hags Star Flag Hags Star (6 votes)

Fudge Nuts Added: 4/9/2003 Noun  
What you get when a girl is on top riding your cock and she gets so exited she s...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,107 views 1.60 = Fudge Nuts Star Fudge Nuts Star (10 votes)

Greeny Beany Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
A really nasty smelling fart, especially one caused by eating lima beans.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,997 views 4.00 = Greeny Beany Star Greeny Beany Star Greeny Beany Star Greeny Beany Star (2 votes)

Honey Hole Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
1: A vagina
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,679 views 1.50 = Honey Hole Star Honey Hole Star (6 votes)

Jurassic Pork Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
1. when two fat people fuck 2. when two old people fuck. 3. fucking a fat pers...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,126 views 1.16 = Jurassic Pork Star (19 votes)

Lakanooki Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
A disease first discovered in Hawaii caused by lack of sexual intercourse.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 6,788 views 3.25 = Lakanooki Star Lakanooki Star Lakanooki Star (8 votes)

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leopard bed Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
a mattress that is covered in brown cum stains that resemble leopard fur.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,343 views 1.43 = leopard bed Star (53 votes)

Mercy Fuck Added: 4/3/2003 Noun  
when a girl fucks a guy because she feels sorry for him.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,629 views 3.68 = Mercy Fuck Star Mercy Fuck Star Mercy Fuck Star Mercy Fuck Star (19 votes)

Mission Uranus Added: 1/30/2006 Noun  
aim your ass towards the sky then place the stick of a bottle rocket up your ass...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,917 views 1.89 = Mission Uranus Star Mission Uranus Star (9 votes)

Muff Mask Added: 4/9/2003 Noun  
the dried pussy juice you have to peel off your face when you wake up after a ni...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,972 views 3.36 = Muff Mask Star Muff Mask Star Muff Mask Star (11 votes)

Ninety-Nine Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
fuck someone from behind while both partners are standing.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,807 views 1.23 = Ninety-Nine Star (26 votes)

Ode to Ralph Added: 4/1/2003 Noun  
The sounds one makes when vomiting especially after a night of heavy drinking.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 6,290 views 1.92 = Ode to Ralph Star Ode to Ralph Star (13 votes)

Onion Ass Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
An ass so fine it brings tears of joy to your eyes!
Submitted by: Ben Dover 4,407 views 1.42 = Onion Ass Star (12 votes)

Pizza Ass Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
when you call a girl and tell her to be over to your house in twenty minutes or ...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,047 views 2.13 = Pizza Ass Star Pizza Ass Star (8 votes)

Play Golf Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
When you fuck a girl in the mouth, vagina, and ass, ie fuck her in all her "hole...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,959 views 1.00 = Play Golf Star (2 votes)

Portuguese Breakfast Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
Crack open a poached egg and pour it into a girl's vagina then stick a few sausa...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,006 views 1.46 = Portuguese Breakfast Star (13 votes)

Praying to the Porcelain God! Added: 4/1/2003 Verb  
Puking into a toilet.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,940 views 2.13 = Praying to the Porcelain God! Star Praying to the Porcelain God! Star (8 votes)

Pussy Pimples Added: 4/11/2003 Noun  
the zits you have around your mouth in the morning caused by a night of eating ...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,856 views 3.00 = Pussy Pimples Star Pussy Pimples Star Pussy Pimples Star (3 votes)

Queer Bait Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
a straight guy who gays are constantly hitting on because they think he is gay.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 6,894 views 3.57 = Queer Bait Star Queer Bait Star Queer Bait Star Queer Bait Star (83 votes)

Rainbow Buddies Added: 3/31/2003 Noun  
A gay Couple
Submitted by: Ben Dover 5,119 views 2.20 = Rainbow Buddies Star Rainbow Buddies Star (10 votes)

Rosy Palm and her five Sisters Added: 4/13/2003 Noun  
a term for the hand when used for masturbation.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 4,875 views 1.27 = Rosy Palm and her five Sisters Star (22 votes)

Shappoooza Added: 5/15/2004 Noun  
When you stick you cock in the freezer, so when someone gives you a BJ your cock...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 1,747 views 1.00 = Shappoooza Star (1 vote)

Sneaky Castro Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
you act like you are going to finger a girl but grab a cuban cigar and stick it ...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 32,144 views 3.80 = Sneaky Castro Star Sneaky Castro Star Sneaky Castro Star Sneaky Castro Star (15 votes)

squeeze one off Added: 4/13/2003 Verb  
when you have to fart in public so you genlty squeeze the gas out so it doesn't ...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 2,741 views 1.00 = squeeze one off Star (1 vote)

Tijuana Trots, the Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
having to rush to the bathroom frequently after eating mexican food.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,931 views  

Waking Junior Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
When you are fucking a pregnant woman and your dick pokes her unborn baby in the...
Submitted by: Ben Dover 34,718 views 3.31 = Waking Junior Star Waking Junior Star Waking Junior Star (13 votes)

Warm Breath Added: 4/1/2003 Noun  
When you are lying against your partner in bed and they fart on you.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 3,723 views 1.26 = Warm Breath Star (35 votes)

Wet Job Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
a blow job performed on someone not wearing a condom. As opposed to a dry job.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,968 views 2.20 = Wet Job Star Wet Job Star (5 votes)

Wet Wallpaper Added: 11/25/2005 Noun  
The cum you fling on the walls of your room after jacking off.
Submitted by: Ben Dover 31,858 views 3.25 = Wet Wallpaper Star Wet Wallpaper Star Wet Wallpaper Star (4 votes)

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